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madasacutsnake 03-18-2005 11:58 PM

I had sung the "Coo coo!" bit too lewdly
so when a pigeon pecked me quite rudely
I was not surprised to see
twas not his beak that pecked me
but his pecker and it was pecking quite crudely

Marcus Bales 03-19-2005 05:08 AM

The mounted police charged the crowd

trisherina 03-19-2005 05:38 AM

The mounted police charged the crowd
On their horses; the hoofbeats were loud

funkytuba 03-19-2005 06:16 AM

The mounted police charged the crowd
On their horses; the hoofbeats were loud
To arms they were rushin
and dealt out concussions
The mayor gave 'em medals. He's proud.

Marcus Bales 03-19-2005 02:11 PM

That tube-top is sexy, my dear

trisherina 03-19-2005 04:18 PM

That tube-top is sexy, my dear
I wish you would breathe in my ear

Hyakujo's Fox 03-19-2005 10:50 PM

That tube-top is sexy, my dear
I wish you would breathe in my ear
and then softly whisper

Marcus Bales 03-20-2005 03:05 AM

That tube-top is sexy, my dear
I wish you would breathe in my ear
and then softly whisper
to follow my bliss, per
directions in braille on your rear.

madasacutsnake 03-22-2005 11:52 PM

^^

Jaysus. To the horny thread with all of you, forsooth!

madasacutsnake 03-22-2005 11:59 PM

I once wrote an erotic limerick
It contained words like sweaty and slick,
behind and clittie,
ears, neck and tittie
and thighs, bottom, boobies and feet.

Hyakujo's Fox 03-29-2005 08:18 AM

Some may say it begins with a kiss

Marcus Bales 03-29-2005 01:55 PM

Some may say it begins with a kiss
Like this, and like this, and like this

trisherina 03-29-2005 04:35 PM

Some may say it begins with a kiss
Like this, and like this, and like this
Until you grow weak

madasacutsnake 03-29-2005 10:16 PM

Some may say it begins with a kiss
Like this, and like this, and like this
Until you grow weak
And can hardly speak

Hyakujo's Fox 03-30-2005 03:46 AM

Some may say it begins with a kiss
Like this, and like this, and like this
Until you grow weak
And can hardly speak
merely grunt and/or groan due to bliss


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