I'm recalling all those past debates

I'm recalling all those past debates
Those speeches in pivotal states...

I'm recalling all those past debates
Those speeches in pivotal states...
To vote? I'll demur.
The outcome seems sure
One waffles while one masturbates

Of politics I'm really sick
Im sure that both could be a dick
money makes both men i think
one's a dweeb and one's a dink
I'll vote for who gets us out quick.

"Where's my hairspray?" asked Kerry,
As his helmet started sporting hairies,

"Where's my hairspray?" asked Kerry,
As his helmet started sporting hairies,
"I dont want a Bush!"
"I'll look like a tush!"
"I dont want to look quite that scary~!"

Theresa said Laura's a Bitch

Theresa said Laura's a Bitch
Dub said "just ignore the witch
Don't give in and throttle
the saucy Red Bottle

Theresa said Laura's a Bitch
Dub said "just ignore the witch
Don't give in and throttle
the saucy Red Bottle
just talk about her and make her nose itch.

There once was a rather strange fellow
Whose tongue was distinctively yellow

There once was a rather strange fellow
Whose tongue was distinctively yellow
Spicy said with a laugh
come give it a bath
you need some more of my jello!

I sure do stink
but I need a drink
Don't be a man hater
I'll shower later
I don't give a shit what you think

A bubbling young lass from Wamsutta

A bubbling young lass from Wamsutta
decided to spread on some butta

A bubbling young lass from Wamsutta
decided to spread on some butta
She claimed she was toast
A strange kind of boast
Still she tasted quite good for a nutter