If Tom hadn't jumped on Oprah's couch
Maybe Katie wouldn't have gotten her pouch

If Tom hadn't jumped on Oprah's couch
Maybe Katie wouldn't have gotten her pouch
We may never know

If Tom hadn't jumped on Oprah's couch
Maybe Katie wouldn't have gotten her pouch
We may never know
What's making her grow

If Tom hadn't jumped on Oprah's couch
Maybe Katie wouldn't have gotten her pouch
We may never know
What's making her grow
But the whole thing just makes us go "ouch" !

There once was a fly from - oh no!

There once was a fly from -- oh no!
the town has escaped me, although

There once was a fly from -- oh no!
the town has escaped me, although
that fly had a name
that was almost the same

There once was a fly from -- oh no!
the town has escaped me, although
that fly had a name
that was almost the same
as that whatsisname -- Fly so and so.

A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, and what could they do?
Said the flea "let us fly"
Said the fly, "let us flee"
So they flew out a flaw in the flue.


-- remembered from Highlights, ca. 2nd grade.

Fly me to the moon real quick

Fly me to the moon real quick
I've a craving for cheese on a stick

Fly me to the moon real quick
I've a craving for cheese on a stick
And stardust and moonbeams
And fuel for my daydreams

Fly me to the moon real quick
I've a craving for cheese on a stick
And stardust and moonbeams
And fuel for my daydreams
(This Cuervo Gold sure does the trick!)

Somebody said something - we listened

Someone said something - we listened
In the glade where our knives had just christened