I'm walking around in the mall
Enthralled with the fact that I'm tall

I'm walking around in the mall
Enthralled with the fact that I'm tall
I give you no crap
I can see from The Gap

I'm walking around in the mall
Enthralled with the fact that I'm tall
I give you no crap
I can see from The Gap
To Banana Republic, and all.

Oh, man, that last last line was lame

Oh, man, that last last line was lame
one could say that it also was tame
have we all lost our edge?

Oh, man, that last last line was lame
one could say that it also was tame
have we all lost our edge,
hanging over the ledge

Oh, man, that last last line was lame
one could say that it also was tame
have we all lost our edge,
hanging over the ledge
or has some rhymin' wizard got game?

Inherently non-edgy are malls
Unlike souks and bazaars with their stalls

Inherently non-edgy are malls
Unlike souks and bazaars with their stalls
Of fabrics and spices
At reasonable prices

Inherently non-edgy are malls
Unlike souks and bazaars with their stalls
Of fabrics and spices
At reasonable prices
A-ringing with ululate calls

Alive with a loud ululation

Alive with a loud ululation
at the prospect of higher taxation

Alive with a loud ululation
at the prospect of higher taxation
The wild crowd descended

Alive with a loud ululation
at the prospect of higher taxation
The wild crowd descended
And bloodily ended

Alive with a loud ululation
at the prospect of higher taxation
The wild crowd descended
And bloodily ended
The source of that fiscal vexation.