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Marcus Bales 02-11-2006 04:27 PM

On Tuesday I lost the remote

Zatoichi 02-12-2006 03:32 PM

On Tuesday I lost the remote
On Wednesday, my contact lens tote
By Sunday, I fear

Marcus Bales 02-12-2006 04:02 PM

On Tuesday I lost the remote
On Wednesday, my contact lens tote
By Sunday, I fear
That everything here

Hyakujo's Fox 02-14-2006 12:40 AM

On Tuesday I lost the remote
On Wednesday, my contact lens tote
By Sunday, I fear
That everything here
Will be somewhere inside that darned goat

ambo 02-14-2006 02:08 AM

In the morning, I found Edith's shoe

Marcus Bales 02-14-2006 09:50 AM

In the morning, I found Edith's shoe
In the bathtub wedged up against you

Zatoichi 02-17-2006 08:23 PM

In the morning, I found Edith's shoe
In the bathtub wedged up against you
Your face all the while
Wore Edith's new smile

Brynn 02-17-2006 09:42 PM

In the morning, I found Edith's shoe
In the bathtub wedged up against you
Your face all the while
Wore Edith's new smile
But she needs those new dentures to chew.

Hyakujo's Fox 02-18-2006 11:17 AM

It's too hard to chew with just gums
So she stole some false teeth of her mum's

trisherina 02-18-2006 12:34 PM

It's too hard to chew with just gums
So she stole some false teeth of her mum's
They had such a poor fit
That her face simply split

Marcus Bales 02-18-2006 04:49 PM

It's too hard to chew with just gums
So she stole some false teeth of her mum's
They had such a poor fit
That her face simply split
Now she dribbles out bubbles and crumbs.

ambo 02-18-2006 07:25 PM

With a far away look in her eyes

Hyakujo's Fox 02-18-2006 08:28 PM

With a far away look in her eyes
She imagined her husband's surprise

ambo 02-18-2006 08:41 PM

With a far away look in her eyes
She imagined her husband's surprise
When he opened the box
Full of bagels and lox

Jack Flanders 02-18-2006 10:09 PM

With a far away look in her eyes
She imagined her husband's surprise
When he opened the box
Full of bagels and lox
The underwear wasn't his size!


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