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Hyakujo's Fox 05-25-2011 06:02 AM

"You're payin', big fella," she said
"same rates at the bar, or the bed
She turned on the meter
And grabbed at his peter
"oh sweet Jesus I may pay instead!"

Marcus Bales 05-25-2011 08:03 AM

The fantasy life of the male

Coffee 05-25-2011 12:40 PM

The fantasy life of the male
will quite often finish the sale

Marcus Bales 05-26-2011 08:12 AM

The fantasy life of the male
will quite often finish the sale
before the poor seller
has realized a feller

Audreyvgs 07-26-2012 12:36 AM

The fantasy life of the male
will quite often finish the sale
before the poor seller
has realized a feller
can cause epic fantasy fail

xfox 07-27-2012 10:28 AM

We're happy to see you again

Marcus Bales 07-27-2012 11:06 AM

We're happy to see you again --
You can pay us in euros or yen

Hyakujo's Fox 07-27-2012 11:15 AM

We're happy to see you again --
You can pay us in euros or yen
So please don't be nervous
It's part of the service

brightpearl 07-27-2012 12:31 PM

We're happy to see you again --
You can pay us in euros or yen
So please don't be nervous
It's part of the service
When the chorus of nuns yells "Amen!"

brightpearl 07-27-2012 05:40 PM

Or, you know, here in the southern US it might more aptly say:

When the chorus of nuns burps "Amen!"

:rolleyes:

dinzdale 07-31-2012 11:09 PM

A man with a really big nob

Audreyvgs 08-01-2012 11:52 AM

A man with a really big nob
is convinced that he does a great job
The End.


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Brynn 08-03-2012 09:25 PM

^
:D

Marcus Bales 08-06-2012 12:36 AM

A man with a really big nob
Confessed with a whimper and sob

funkytuba 10-15-2012 07:09 AM

A man with a really big nob
Confessed with a whimper and sob
"That chick from St. Peter
Has left me for Dieter
But told me I did a great job".


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