I got a bunny for Christmas

I got a bunny for Christmas
Sent from the Panama isthmus

I got a bunny for Christmas
Sent from the Panama isthmus
With its snowy-white hue
It looked shiny and new

I got a bunny for Christmas
Sent from the Panama isthmus
With its snowy-white hue
It looked shiny and new
and it's ears smelled just like hibiscus

I'd've thought that that prev'us refrain
Would have somehow involved white cocaine

I'd've thought that that prev'us refrain
Would have somehow involved white cocaine
When I talk about snow
You should know I mean blow

I'd've thought that that prev'us refrain
Would have somehow involved white cocaine
When I talk about snow
You should know I mean blow
And the bunny's a mule with no mane

There once was a limericist

There once was a limericist
Who curated quite a long list

There once was a limericist
Who curated quite a long list
of failings and foibles
and tales of lost moibles

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There once was a limericist
Who curated quite a long list
of failings and foibles
and tales of lost moibles
he will show it to those who insist

Welcome back to the place to hate

Welcome back to the place to hate
those people who load up their plate

Welcome back to the place to hate
those people who load up their plate
like they're scared of a famine
yet fail to examine