Have one or two on me...my treat.

Thanks!!! :)

you pyros

totally :D

Alcoholic pyros...are there any other kind? :D

Flame on, man!!

who you calling gay?

^^^ homosexuals!!

Somebody buy me a drink - I just spent $249 at the veterinarian's. Fido's going to be okay, though :)

Hi there ^
Your face is familiar..have I seen you in here before ?

Aren't you that amazing sound artist????

Yes, amazing ;).
Unfortunately it's way past my bedtime. I'll see you around then ?


Possibly the worse follow up line ever ?

sorry, the din in here is so loud...?

what????
MMMmmmartini....

Proust?

Asparagus in the bedpan? Don't you mean chamberpot?
What????

Yes bartender, that was yummy, I'll have another - put it on this fine gentleman's tab (he's famous you know)

I want a dirty martini, but I'm the designated driver.

Oh! Someone's tossed it in the loo.

There's only one solution to this. We must walk.
I'm a black belt in umbrella.

* yawn *
...aaahhhhmmphhh... My ceilings not that color. Where TF am I ?

* stretch, roll over *

And who is that :eek: ???!!?

apparently I straightened my hair last night.

Dude, I heard T.I.P got so wasted he woke up with the chick that played the obnoxious neighbor girl on "Punky Brewster."

Next time, y'all let me drive.

Was she there??? I had a subpoena somewhere I was supposed to give her...

*peers through tinted glass*

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Hey, does anybody know when they open? I want a steak and kidney pie.

Someone's coming to open up!

"What? A LION!!"

HHAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE JOKES


THIS IS GREAT!!

^^^ fvckken happy thread :mad:

och schtremmee dinnie you go gettin all morose on my arse now


especially since i've invited someone special to come in for a drink tonight - that's right - MR. PERKINS!

mr. perkins my arse!

well you've changed your tune alright because i specifically remember you saying just the other day "this mr. perkins dude sounds really friendly"


:mad: look, just have another fvckken drink make it a double, whatever, cheer the fvck up before mr. perkins arrives

mr. perkins does not look kindly upon this kind of thing..

oh fvckk i can feel myslef starting to peak and it's only 8:15pm

mr. perkins angers easily.

( he has his standards )

see this is exactly the kind of thing that makes mr. perkins angry.

Fsjhhwwfh has been loggin in for about 10 minutes now - you think he's going to make it??

i'm okay now!! i've sorted myself out!!


THIS IS GREAT AGAIN!!

napkin?

even if he manages to get in here he's not getting served - he's obviously had far too much already

ungrateful bastard!!! :mad:

see. he's gone. that would go on YOUR cap now wouldnae it! nice job mr. zero :mad: :mad: :mad: