^it is - puckfair, killorglin

surely David will be here any second now

:(

After searching for "egg nog chug" on youtube I am sticking with home made.

SO worth the wait....if only he were wearing a white belt.

i am completely flabbergasted by the fact that someone else has posted the hoff

bratender, pass me some salty nuts

just a teeny 'tini for moi s'il vous plait



eta: make that a teeny 'tini with some slaty nuts please

BRATENDER! some slutty nuts for tipsy!

Nutstender ! some slutty bras for tipplesy


* hiccup *

and where are the Hoff impersonaters that we ordered for Frieda ?

you're the one with the mullet--

you want me to do the Tektonic for you ?

i've been practicing my crips walk actually, i hope you like it:



i do an adaptation that i call the "TIPs" walk

strictly the real thing for Freida

is it me, or is the space between his eyes slightly too small ?

oh neat


but that's not tektonic

this is like modern moonwalk

same move but with hops


and yes that's you ;)

^oooh, Freida, I had no idea you were so hip!!

I think it's that the rest of his head is slightly too big.


ride em cowboy

oooh
aaaah

well, hello, i was once the moonwalk & sideslide queen with a hint of mc hammer sidetripping--

not anymore of course

poop.

poop ! fawk crips walking.

Have i mentioned that my neighbor started doing incantations this morning at 5AM again ? I finally decided enough was enough, banged a broom against the ceiling, and he literally stopped in the middle of a chant.

It must have hit him that I have been hearing him do incantations for 6 months now. Pretty embarassing if you ask me :rolleyes:

Oh, Freida my little Dutch cheesecake...
you have never been so beautiful as you are to me now.
I wear my pirate eye patch just for you.
I care nothing for your moonwalking, only the moon in your eyes.
Come with me now, the moonbeams will be our dancefloor and we'll float like...like...
those little bits of fluff that always seem to be swirling around on the linoleum about the legs of my Scandinavian-style couch.

Was it definitely chanting then? I forgot about that...:D

yeah really chanting

he was clearly not on the phone this morning. Not with a human anyways.

* brap *

^I thought it was a TINY 'tini, don't you mean
*brap*?

I'll be outie for a bit, y'all have fun kickin it ABBA style.

i'm more of an innie myslef

i'll be innie bed mr mullet

have a good night :)

damn, now I'm uppie and everyone else is innie bed. phoo!

guess I'll sit here and do kimchi shooters with a riesling chaser all by my lonesome :p

Sorry to have missed you lukku!
Not quite as sorry to have missed the kimchi, however...:o

plah flei hsssss he he AHHAHAHAHAHHA kacching kachingng

^too much Yoo-hoo.


This has been something of a doozy week. I think I will feel better if I roll in this cake made of delicious Hostess Ding-Dongs.


*roll roll roll*

Yep.
Better.

bratender, I'll have an Edradour, straight up.

I'ma go sit in the corner and inhale the fumes of peaty goodness :)



then maybe I'll have a roll in that cake...

Is it ladies' night yet?

I want some nog.

^This good against an acute hangover? If yes, can I have one? If no, can I have one? ;)

^Dunno, s'pose if you put enough nog in it.
Here, I'll leave a bowl of hair of the dog on the bra for anyone who needs it.

Just add a pinch to your nog.

Do we have pie here?
I really need some pie.

Why don't they make pie vending machines?

And I need some tea. With liquor in it.

Superslacker Friday begins!! A day of Wii zapping and poor though enthusiastic pseudo-drumming, punctuated by bouts of leftovers! Bllliiiiiissssssss

Will there be pie?

Weeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

hello?

anybody here?

it's echoey isn't it..it..it...

yes...yes...yesss....

Left coasters need some COASTERS to coast with here...ere...ere....


10:34 Full martini glass. Empty bra. Sigh. Where are all my west coast palsy-walsy brahoppers?

One good thing about an empty bar, though...time enough to try my karaoke skills in private.