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Klynne 12-19-2003 11:29 PM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

lapietra 12-21-2003 01:09 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said.

funkytuba 12-21-2003 02:58 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head

RevEf 12-21-2003 04:43 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace

Hyakujo's Fox 12-21-2003 04:48 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace
to parts of my face

RevEf 12-21-2003 04:52 AM

and other parts best left unsaid.

RevEf 12-21-2003 04:53 AM

Gosh I'm so sorry 'bout that!

funkytuba 12-21-2003 06:31 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace
to parts of my face
and other parts best left unsaid.

"Gosh I'm so sorry 'bout that!"
She said as I lay on the mat.

lapietra 12-21-2003 03:44 PM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace
to parts of my face
and other parts best left unsaid.

"Gosh I'm so sorry 'bout that!"
She said as I lay on the mat.
Then she sunk her spiked heel

Coffee 12-21-2003 08:06 PM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace
to parts of my face
and other parts best left unsaid.

"Gosh I'm so sorry 'bout that!"
She said as I lay on the mat.
Then she sunk her spiked heel
saying "See! How's it feel?"

lapietra 12-21-2003 09:50 PM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace
to parts of my face
and other parts best left unsaid.

"Gosh I'm so sorry 'bout that!"
She said as I lay on the mat.
Then she sunk her spiked heel
saying "See! How's it feel?"
then hefted a rather large bat.

Klynne 12-21-2003 11:21 PM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace
to parts of my face
and other parts best left unsaid.

"Gosh I'm so sorry 'bout that!"
She said as I lay on the mat.
Then she sunk her spiked heel
saying "See! How's it feel?"
then hefted a rather large bat,

And she beat me down like a gnat

Hyakujo's Fox 12-22-2003 12:58 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace
to parts of my face
and other parts best left unsaid.

"Gosh I'm so sorry 'bout that!"
She said as I lay on the mat.
Then she sunk her spiked heel
saying "See! How's it feel?"
then hefted a rather large bat,

And she beat me down like a gnat
and before I'd recovered from that,

lapietra 12-22-2003 03:09 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace
to parts of my face
and other parts best left unsaid.

"Gosh I'm so sorry 'bout that!"
She said as I lay on the mat.
Then she sunk her spiked heel
saying "See! How's it feel?"
then hefted a rather large bat,

And she beat me down like a gnat
and before I'd recovered from that,
she pulled out a paint gun

Klynne 12-22-2003 05:06 PM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace
to parts of my face
and other parts best left unsaid.

"Gosh I'm so sorry 'bout that!"
She said as I lay on the mat.
Then she sunk her spiked heel
saying "See! How's it feel?"
then hefted a rather large bat,

And she beat me down like a gnat
and before I'd recovered from that,
she pulled out a paint gun
Oh no, What have I done?


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