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Hyakujo's Fox 01-21-2006 05:49 AM

The wackos deserve to be mocked
And in small cells to be locked

Marcus Bales 01-21-2006 09:57 AM

The wackos deserve to be mocked
And in small cells to be locked --
After all, it is they
Who would put you away

trisherina 01-21-2006 01:01 PM

The wackos deserve to be mocked
And in small cells to be locked --
After all, it is they
Who would put you away
When you'd rather be fed, hugged, and walked.

Marcus Bales 01-21-2006 03:10 PM

Among all the denizens here

Hyakujo's Fox 01-21-2006 07:01 PM

Among all the denizens here
There is one I particularly fear

ambo 01-21-2006 09:45 PM

Among all the denizens here
There is one I particularly fear
I can't say his name

Jack Flanders 01-21-2006 09:51 PM

Among all the denizens here
There is one I particularly fear
I can't say his name
Because I will be blamed

Marcus Bales 01-22-2006 09:46 AM

Among all the denizens here
There is one I particularly fear
I can't say his name
Because I will be blamed,
Cement-shoed, and thrown off a pier.

ambo 01-22-2006 10:32 PM

Scream now and you'll just spoil the mood

jasmina 01-22-2006 11:08 PM

Scream now and you'll just spoil the mood
So try not to spit out your food

Marcus Bales 01-22-2006 11:44 PM

Scream now and you'll just spoil the mood
So try not to spit out your food
For even a ghost
Can often be grossed
Out by flying meals only half-chewed.

jasmina 01-22-2006 11:58 PM

My cat was just sick on the floor

ambo 01-23-2006 12:08 AM

My cat was just sick on the floor
So I slipped on my way to the door

Marcus Bales 01-23-2006 02:42 AM

My cat was just sick on the floor
So I slipped on my way to the door
I didn't quite scream
But I'm sensing a theme

Zatoichi 01-23-2006 01:31 PM

My cat was just sick on the floor
So I slipped on my way to the door
I didn't quite scream
But I'm sensing a theme
Of three Gs, which are Ghosts Gross and Gore.


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