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Master_Jedi 03-02-2006 07:59 AM

I ate all the shake an' bake

Marcus Bales 03-02-2006 10:37 AM

One head of a two-headed calf

Hyakujo's Fox 03-03-2006 07:01 AM

I ate all the shake an' bake
My stomach does quiver an' quake




One head of a two-headed calf
Was sick of its damned other half

trisherina 03-03-2006 10:50 AM

I ate all the shake an' bake
My stomach does quiver an' quake
I'm going to throw up



One head of a two-headed calf
Was sick of its damned other half
It called for a saw

Zatoichi 03-03-2006 01:36 PM

I ate all the shake an' bake
My stomach does quiver an' quake
I'm going to throw up
All over the grownups



One head of a two-headed calf
Was sick of its damned other half
It called for a saw
And laid down the law

Marcus Bales 03-04-2006 05:07 PM

I ate all the shake an' bake
My stomach does quiver an' quake
I'm going to throw up
All over the grownups --
I get the attention I take.


One head of a two-headed calf
Was sick of its damned other half
It called for a saw
And laid down the law
But his twin had their heart -- and last laugh.

Marcus Bales 03-04-2006 05:09 PM

I knew that you knew that I knew

ambo 03-04-2006 10:00 PM

I knew that you knew that I knew
'bout my day trip to Solla Sollew

Marcus Bales 03-05-2006 10:18 AM

I knew that you knew that I knew
'bout my day trip to Solla Sollew
but I didn't care
'cause everyone there

ambo 03-05-2006 02:14 PM

I knew that you knew that I knew
'bout my day trip to Solla Sollew
but I didn't care
'cause everyone there
were attending Taming of the Shrew

trisherina 03-05-2006 09:23 PM

I wonder if anyone knows

Marcus Bales 03-05-2006 09:32 PM

I wonder if anyone knows
Where "The World's Worst Joke" thread goes

Hyakujo's Fox 03-06-2006 10:41 AM

I wonder if anyone knows
Where "The World's Worst Joke" thread goes
I blame Melvil Dewey

Marcus Bales 03-07-2006 03:13 PM

I wonder if anyone knows
Where "The World's Worst Joke" thread goes
I blame Melvil Dewey
You blame Melvil who-ey?

Hyakujo's Fox 03-07-2006 09:00 PM

I wonder if anyone knows
Where "The World's Worst Joke" thread goes
I blame Melvil Dewey
You blame Melvil who-ey?
You know - that decimal system just blows


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