This year I've taken up knitting
it’s tricky and takes lots of sitting
its hard on the rump

This year I've taken up knitting
it’s tricky and takes lots of sitting
its hard on the rump
I've gotten a lump

This year I've taken up knitting
it’s tricky and takes lots of sitting
its hard on the rump
I've gotten a lump
and nothing seems to be fitting.

"Get out " said a lady named Vera

"Get out " said a lady named Vera
So quietly that I did not hear her

"Get out " said a lady named Vera
So quietly that I did not hear her
She sputtered and fumed

"Get out " said a lady named Vera
So quietly that I did not hear her
She sputtered and fumed
While I felt certainly doomed

"Get out " said a lady named Vera
So quietly that I did not hear her
She sputtered and fumed
While I felt certainly doomed
Then asked me to poke her caldera.

"The knob seems salty" said the butler,

"The knob seems salty" said the butler,
The detective said, "Surely you've cut her."

"The knob seems salty" said the butler,
The detective said, "Surely you've cut her."
"I'm sure its just a bruise"

"The knob seems salty" said the butler,
The detective said, "Surely you've cut her."
"I'm sure its just a bruise"
aquired on her last cruise.

The knob seems salty" said the butler,
The detective said, "Surely you've cut her."
"I'm sure its just a bruise"
aquired on her last cruise.
After kissing a German named Rutger!

"I'm certain she's orally fixated"

"I'm certain she's orally fixated"
Her lips are surgically inflated.