When faced with a weird situation
Remember Earth's daily rotation
We endlessly spin
'round our yang with our yin

When faced with a weird situation
Remember Earth's daily rotation
We endlessly spin
'round our yang with our yin,
Resulting in endless frustration.

A madd'ning, incurable tic

A madd'ning incurable tic
On my neck it has chosen to stick

A madd'ning incurable tic
On my neck it has chosen to stick
On some days it twitches
On others it itches

A madd'ning incurable tic
On my neck it has chosen to stick
On some days it twitches
On others it itches
Damn this damn two foot long dick.

The police evidence is damning

The police evidence is damning
Oh look! The space ship is landing

The police evidence is damning
Oh look! The space ship is landing!
That should occupy them
While I slide right by them

The police evidence is damning
Oh look! The space ship is landing!
That should occupy them
While I slide right by them
and flee the scene of this misunderstanding

Aliens visiting the Earth

Aliens visiting Earth
Often collapse into mirth

Aliens visiting Earth
Often collapse into mirth
Thay laugh and they giggle

Aliens visiting Earth
Often collapse into mirth
They laugh and they giggle
Their antennae wiggle

Aliens visiting Earth
Often collapse into mirth
They laugh and they giggle
Their antennae wiggle
But they let us be, for what it's worth.