I once met a man from Nantucket
who quit his job with a "f*** it!!"
He sat, unemployed,

I once met a man from Nantucket
who quit his job with a "f*** it!!"
He sat, unemployed,
contemplating the void

I once met a man from Nantucket
who quit his job with a "f*** it!!"
He sat, unemployed,
contemplating the void
which Liza had left in his bucket

There once was this very old geezer

There once was this very old geezer
Who got himself stuck in a freezer

There once was this very old geezer
Who got himself stuck in a freezer
"I was looking for Spam,

There once was this very old geezer
Who got himself stuck in a freezer
"I was looking for Spam,
to serve my wife Pam

There once was this very old geezer
Who got himself stuck in a freezer
"I was looking for Spam,
to serve my wife Pam
But now I'm iced up I can't please her"

Carrie liked very large pancakes

Carrie liked very large pancakes
to follow her six bowls of Bran Flakes

Carrie liked very large pancakes
to follow her six bowls of Bran Flakes
A big glass of milk

Carrie liked very large pancakes
to follow her six bowls of Bran Flakes
A big glass of milk
And a large bow of silk

Carrie liked very large pancakes
to follow her six bowls of Bran Flakes
A big glass of milk
And a large bow of silk
All catered by nine magic mandrakes.

the doctor prescribed me some pills

the doctor prescribed me some pills
that tasted like over-ripe dills