These are nice.
 And, um, I think he needs one of these:  In addition to my fancy pants fascination, I have a thing for crazy socks. These are my favorite ones, but I don't think these trousers do them justice.  Any suggestions? |
^ fvcking cutest thing i've ever seen-- i want a pair of those piggies! :eek:
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excuse me sorry to interrupt but does anyone have the correct time please?
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why, yes! 11 hours, 3 quarters of an hour and 13 minutes :)
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:) such a lovely time.
and so beautifull told by frieda using the very latest in time-telling technology |
a moment please, while i heft my watch into view...
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^^ You need some ginormous, unambiguously testicular earrings to go with that macho watch.
 I made myself a new necklace.  That's not me wearing it, btw. It's my friend Manniquetta. But I need an outfit that would do it justice. Nothing too fancy -- that might detract from its natural je ne sais quois. |
 here ya go... but you're gonna need some new shoes now. the others don't match, and we can't have that. |
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^ the shoes of a true "femme fatale"
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Okay, the punning is just getting way out of hand around here.
I found this awesome bargello pillow  But I can't think of what kind of couch would do it justice. |
here, try it with this sofa:
 i hope everyone likes my new outfit. i can't help thinking it's missing something, though. any suggestions?  |
you're missing me, as your date for the black-and-white ball. here's my new outfit:
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Nevermind; TIP is going to loan me his pimp coat.
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I need something to go with my bubblewrap pants.
 ....although, they seem to stand on their own pretty well. |
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perhaps something can be done in the hair department. or possibly the beard area.
 mayhaps someone can suggest a handbag or shoes to go with my fabuloso new hat.  |
^I found a corn purse,
 but I don't think you should take it. It's a horrible pun. I feel these shoes are just the ticket, however.  I'm making a caftan using this pattern  and this fabric with sweet little owls on it.  But what should my date wear? It's a fancy dress party... |
Nevermind, I just knocked back a lemonade and went stag! The caftan turned out great!
This is my latest creation, but I need just the right jewelry. I wouldn't want to blend into the background. Any suggestions?  |
 It's sure to make all the men drool, but this dress begs for the proper wrap... |
Holy hell. I killed this thread for a whole year.
But I finally found the right earrings for that dress.  Somebody ask us for just the right shoes for pickle-print overalls or something, c'mon. |
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Um, well... I'd start with a very large pair of these.  |
Thank you, he's so grateful.
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important matters
grey t-shirt, dark blue jeans ( ..jeh, the sparkely ones )
black shoes or brown shoes?? :confused: please to hep me. |
you guys are boring!!! :mad: :mad:
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well it's too late now, isn't it????! :angryface::angryface:
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don't try to make out that you're no longer in need of hep |
can you he... never mind
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..zip you up at the back? sure, turn round... |
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i can cure you, zormix! |
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with them on |
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