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RuneT 01-24-2003 09:28 PM

1. they burned all my clothes

ProfessionalGun 01-24-2003 10:07 PM

1. they burned all my clothes
2. my closet wasn't closed

RuneT 01-24-2003 10:15 PM

1. they burned all my clothes
2. my closet wasn't closed
3. the toilet lid is up

1kookykat 01-25-2003 12:16 AM

Is this a limerick?
 
1. they burned all my clothes
2. my closet wasn't closed
3. the toilet lid is up
4. there's fag-ends in a cup

(The metre isn't very limericky, but let's keep it going.)

moel 01-25-2003 01:06 AM

1. they burned all my clothes
2. my closet wasn't closed
3. the toilet lid is up
4. there's fag-ends in a cup
5. thats life I suppose.

amanda 01-25-2003 04:32 AM

1. Slapping the pagwan around,

moel 01-26-2003 05:31 PM

1. Slapping the pagwan around,
2. He was really a pagan I found.

StarsFireFly 01-26-2003 05:55 PM

1. Slapping the pagwan around,
2. He was really a pagan I found.
3. I took him to church,

moel 01-26-2003 06:49 PM

1. Slapping the pagwan around,
2. He was really a pagan I found.
3. I took him to church,
4. For religion research.

noxxville 01-26-2003 07:25 PM

1. Slapping the pagwan around,
2. He was really a pagan I found.
3. I took him to church,
4. For religion research.
5. And buried him there in the ground.

nycwriters 01-26-2003 07:46 PM

1. I'd rather be happy than sad

masterofNone 01-26-2003 10:59 PM

1. I'd rather be happy than sad
2. I'd rather eat crappy than shad

AllegroNg 01-27-2003 12:21 AM

1. I'd rather be happy than sad
2. I'd rather eat crappy than shad
3. If I had a frown

amanda 01-27-2003 01:06 AM

1. I'd rather be happy than sad
2. I'd rather eat crappy than shad
3. If I had a frown
4. instead of a crown

noxxville 01-27-2003 02:29 AM

1. I'd rather be happy than sad
2. I'd rather eat crappy than shad
3. If I had a frown
4. instead of a crown
5. I might know if I had a dad.

RuneT 01-27-2003 12:24 PM

1. Sex, drugs and rock'n roll

AllegroNg 01-27-2003 12:28 PM

1. Sex, drugs and rock'n roll
2. Self pity, more sex, and alcohol

masterofNone 01-27-2003 01:07 PM

1. Sex, drugs and rock'n roll
2. Self pity, more sex, and alcohol
3. that was my way of life

dinzdale 01-27-2003 05:21 PM

1. Sex, drugs and rock'n roll
2. Self pity, more sex, and alcohol
3. that was my way of life
4. 'til I married a wife

RuneT 01-27-2003 05:45 PM

1. Sex, drugs and rock'n roll
2. Self pity, more sex, and alcohol
3. that was my way of life
4. 'til I married a wife
5. who short after turned into a troll :D

dinzdale 01-27-2003 05:57 PM

1. A white lacy Princess named Red

1kookykat 01-27-2003 06:05 PM

1. A white lacy Princess named Red
2. Complained of a lump in her bed

RuneT 01-27-2003 06:37 PM

1. A white lacy Princess named Red
2. Complained of a lump in her bed
3. a lump this size

nycwriters 01-27-2003 06:50 PM

1. A white lacy Princess named Red
2. Complained of a lump in her bed
3. a lump this size
4. With big brown eyes

masterofNone 01-27-2003 06:55 PM

1. A white lacy Princess named Red
2. Complained of a lump in her bed
3. a lump this size
4. With big brown eyes
5. It seemed was a rat named Fred

nycwriters 01-27-2003 07:00 PM

1. I think I've contracted the plague

masterofNone 01-27-2003 07:21 PM

1. I think I've contracted the plague
2. after sex with a man from the Hague

nycwriters 01-27-2003 07:35 PM

1. I think I've contracted the plague
2. after sex with a man from the Hague
3. I hacked and I coughed

noxxville 01-27-2003 07:47 PM

1. I think I've contracted the plague
2. after sex with a man from the Hague
3. I hacked and I coughed
4. I puked in my loft

masterofNone 01-27-2003 07:57 PM

1. I think I've contracted the plague
2. after sex with a man from the Hague
3. I hacked and I coughed
4. I puked in my loft
5. I may yet have died but it's vague

RuneT 01-27-2003 08:09 PM

an aliG version of that:

1. I fink i've contracted da plague
2. afta bone wiv da geeza from da hague
3. I hacked an' I flemdit
4. I puked in me loft
5. I may yet as died but it's vague

amanda 01-27-2003 11:38 PM

1. there once was a viking named rune

moel 01-28-2003 12:47 AM

1. there once was a viking named rune
2. Who sang viking chants out of tune.

lapietra 01-28-2003 01:16 AM

1. there once was a viking named rune
2. Who sang viking chants out of tune.
3. He sang them so loud

masterofNone 01-28-2003 01:19 AM

1. there once was a viking named rune
2. Who sang viking chants out of tune.
3. He sang them so loud
4. he scared off the crowd

1kookykat 01-28-2003 01:26 AM

1. there once was a viking named rune
2. Who sang viking chants out of tune.
3. He sang them so loud
4. he scared off the crowd
5. And danced like a zeFrank baboon

noxxville 01-28-2003 01:37 AM

1. My pants have gone missing

RuneT 01-28-2003 11:46 AM

1. My pants have gone missing
2. Did I loose them while pissing?

masterofNone 01-28-2003 01:24 PM

1. My pants have gone missing
2. Did I loose them while pissing?
3. A vague memory of tile,

nycwriters 01-28-2003 03:04 PM

1. My pants have gone missing
2. Did I loose them while pissing?
3. A vague memory of tile,
4. And the feeling of bile


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