1. they burned all my clothes

1. they burned all my clothes
2. my closet wasn't closed

1. they burned all my clothes
2. my closet wasn't closed
3. the toilet lid is up

Is this a limerick?
 

1. they burned all my clothes
2. my closet wasn't closed
3. the toilet lid is up
4. there's fag-ends in a cup

(The metre isn't very limericky, but let's keep it going.)

1. they burned all my clothes
2. my closet wasn't closed
3. the toilet lid is up
4. there's fag-ends in a cup
5. thats life I suppose.

1. Slapping the pagwan around,

1. Slapping the pagwan around,
2. He was really a pagan I found.

1. Slapping the pagwan around,
2. He was really a pagan I found.
3. I took him to church,

1. Slapping the pagwan around,
2. He was really a pagan I found.
3. I took him to church,
4. For religion research.

1. Slapping the pagwan around,
2. He was really a pagan I found.
3. I took him to church,
4. For religion research.
5. And buried him there in the ground.

1. I'd rather be happy than sad

1. I'd rather be happy than sad
2. I'd rather eat crappy than shad

1. I'd rather be happy than sad
2. I'd rather eat crappy than shad
3. If I had a frown

1. I'd rather be happy than sad
2. I'd rather eat crappy than shad
3. If I had a frown
4. instead of a crown

1. I'd rather be happy than sad
2. I'd rather eat crappy than shad
3. If I had a frown
4. instead of a crown
5. I might know if I had a dad.

1. Sex, drugs and rock'n roll

1. Sex, drugs and rock'n roll
2. Self pity, more sex, and alcohol

1. Sex, drugs and rock'n roll
2. Self pity, more sex, and alcohol
3. that was my way of life

1. Sex, drugs and rock'n roll
2. Self pity, more sex, and alcohol
3. that was my way of life
4. 'til I married a wife

1. Sex, drugs and rock'n roll
2. Self pity, more sex, and alcohol
3. that was my way of life
4. 'til I married a wife
5. who short after turned into a troll :D

1. A white lacy Princess named Red

1. A white lacy Princess named Red
2. Complained of a lump in her bed

1. A white lacy Princess named Red
2. Complained of a lump in her bed
3. a lump this size

1. A white lacy Princess named Red
2. Complained of a lump in her bed
3. a lump this size
4. With big brown eyes

1. A white lacy Princess named Red
2. Complained of a lump in her bed
3. a lump this size
4. With big brown eyes
5. It seemed was a rat named Fred

1. I think I've contracted the plague

1. I think I've contracted the plague
2. after sex with a man from the Hague

1. I think I've contracted the plague
2. after sex with a man from the Hague
3. I hacked and I coughed

1. I think I've contracted the plague
2. after sex with a man from the Hague
3. I hacked and I coughed
4. I puked in my loft

1. I think I've contracted the plague
2. after sex with a man from the Hague
3. I hacked and I coughed
4. I puked in my loft
5. I may yet have died but it's vague

an aliG version of that:

1. I fink i've contracted da plague
2. afta bone wiv da geeza from da hague
3. I hacked an' I flemdit
4. I puked in me loft
5. I may yet as died but it's vague

1. there once was a viking named rune

1. there once was a viking named rune
2. Who sang viking chants out of tune.

1. there once was a viking named rune
2. Who sang viking chants out of tune.
3. He sang them so loud

1. there once was a viking named rune
2. Who sang viking chants out of tune.
3. He sang them so loud
4. he scared off the crowd

1. there once was a viking named rune
2. Who sang viking chants out of tune.
3. He sang them so loud
4. he scared off the crowd
5. And danced like a zeFrank baboon

1. My pants have gone missing

1. My pants have gone missing
2. Did I loose them while pissing?

1. My pants have gone missing
2. Did I loose them while pissing?
3. A vague memory of tile,

1. My pants have gone missing
2. Did I loose them while pissing?
3. A vague memory of tile,
4. And the feeling of bile