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ambo 09-26-2006 04:43 PM

The cats are asleep in the sun
In cat dreams the birds have begun
to shit on the heads
of the mice in their beds

Marcus Bales 09-27-2006 11:10 AM

The cats are asleep in the sun
In cat dreams the birds have begun
to shit on the heads
and Sunday-best threads
Of the dogs who have made the cats run.

Hyakujo's Fox 09-27-2006 10:06 PM

The cats are asleep in the sun
In cat dreams the birds have begun
to shit on the heads
of the mice in their beds
then crap on the rats as they run

Hyakujo's Fox 09-27-2006 10:09 PM

A dentist, midway through his drilling

ambo 09-27-2006 10:26 PM

A dentist, midway through his drilling
Realized there was no need for filling

catbelly 09-28-2006 01:11 AM

A dentist, midway through his drilling
Realized there was no need for filling
The chompers were false

ambo 09-28-2006 01:26 AM

A dentist, midway through his drilling
Realized there was no need for filling
The chompers were false
From too many malts

Coffee 09-28-2006 04:25 AM

A dentist, midway through his drilling
Realized there was no need for filling
The chompers were false
From too many malts
he packed up and charged half a shilling

ambo 09-28-2006 01:17 PM

The candle had burned to wick's end

Zatoichi 09-28-2006 01:41 PM

The candle had burned to wick's end
And left me alone to pretend

Marcus Bales 09-29-2006 10:26 AM

The candle had burned to wick's end
And left me alone to pretend
Its fast-dimming light

Zatoichi 09-29-2006 11:46 AM

The candle had burned to wick's end
And left me alone to pretend
Its fast-dimming light
Was the last bit of sight

Marcus Bales 09-30-2006 07:22 PM

The candle had burned to wick's end
And left me alone to pretend
Its fast-dimming light
Was the last bit of sight
My teen-age despair would transcend.

Marcus Bales 10-01-2006 09:57 AM

It's cool out but warm in the house

Zatoichi 10-01-2006 03:58 PM

It's cool out but warm in the house
Where all of us -- even the mouse --

Marcus Bales 10-02-2006 06:11 AM

It's cool out but warm in the house
Where all of us -- even the mouse --
Have three months to wait

Zatoichi 10-02-2006 02:11 PM

It's cool out but warm in the house
Where all of us -- even the mouse --
Have three months to wait
While fire in the grate

Marcus Bales 10-02-2006 04:42 PM

It's cool out but warm in the house
Where all of us -- even the mouse --
Have three months to wait
While fire in the grate
Keeps Santa at home with his spouse.

Zatoichi 10-03-2006 02:43 PM

My left hand unfastens your bra

Marcus Bales 10-04-2006 08:11 AM

My left hand unfastens your bra
I kiss you in breath-quickened awe

LeahDear 10-07-2006 09:24 AM

My left hand unfastens your bra
I kiss you in breath-quickened awe
yet to my surprise

Marcus Bales 10-07-2006 11:24 AM

My left hand unfastens your bra
I kiss you in breath-quickened awe
yet to my surprise
Your chest is a guy's

Audreyvgs 10-09-2006 12:04 AM

My left hand unfastens your bra
I kiss you in breath-quickened awe
yet to my surprise
Your chest is a guy's
what I felt was not like what i saw

Marcus Bales 10-09-2006 12:50 AM

Lying, deception, deceit

Audreyvgs 10-09-2006 02:21 AM

Lying, deception, deceit
those Blahniks that sit on my feet

ambo 10-09-2006 06:09 PM

Lying, deception, deceit
those Blahniks that sit on my feet
Say "MADE IN JAPAN"

Hyakujo's Fox 10-11-2006 09:39 AM

Lying, deception, deceit
those Blahniks that sit on my feet
Say "MADE IN JAPAN"
And my stunning new tan

Audreyvgs 10-11-2006 09:49 AM

Lying, deception, deceit
those Blahniks that sit on my feet
Say "MADE IN JAPAN"
And my stunning new tan
tinted blue, colors running from the heat

Hyakujo's Fox 10-11-2006 10:16 AM

I stumbled upon a solution

Audreyvgs 10-11-2006 12:50 PM

I stumbled upon a solution
to end all my email pollution

ambo 10-11-2006 05:37 PM

I stumbled upon a solution
to end all my email pollution
I purchased a pen

Audreyvgs 10-12-2006 08:08 AM

I stumbled upon a solution
to end all my email pollution
I purchased a pen
some paper, and then

LeahDear 10-13-2006 09:16 AM

I stumbled upon a solution
to end all my email pollution
I purchased a pen
some paper, and then
wrote a virus entitled 'confucian'

Hyakujo's Fox 10-13-2006 11:53 PM

Confucius once famously said

trisherina 10-13-2006 11:54 PM

Confucius once famously said
"In the long run, we all will be dead."

Audreyvgs 10-14-2006 01:22 AM

Confucius once famously said
"In the long run, we all will be dead."
so you should think twice

ambo 10-14-2006 02:43 AM

Confucius once famously said
"In the long run, we all will be dead."
so you should think twice
about how you treat mice

dddrum 10-18-2006 02:54 PM

Confucius once famously said
"In the long run, we all will be dead."
so you should think twice
about how you treat mice
(No FooFooesque bops on the head!) :(

ambo 10-18-2006 03:17 PM

I knew that he knew that I knew

Coffee 10-19-2006 12:28 AM

I knew that he knew that I knew
that I know that he knows that I do


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