1. A sandwich of P B and J
2. Singing Y M C A
3. Please spread it all over
4. My dog Rover

1. A sandwich of P B and J
2. Singing Y M C A
3. Please spread it all over
4. My dog Rover
5. Now that's what i call kink-ay

1. Whats the deal with ovaltine?

1. Whats the deal with ovaltine?
2. It's neither Oval nor a saltine

1. Whats the deal with ovaltine?
2. It's neither Oval nor a saltine
3. It's brown, and thick

1. Whats the deal with ovaltine?
2. It's neither Oval nor a saltine
3. It's brown, and thick
4. just like Nestle's Quick

1. Whats the deal with ovaltine?
2. It's neither Oval nor a saltine
3. It's brown, and thick
4. just like Nestle's Quick
5. and it's round. they should call it Rountine.

1. Give me just one night

1. Give me just one night
2. To prove to you I'm Mr. Right

1. Give me just one night
2. To prove to you I'm Mr. Right
3. I'll move it and shake it

1. Give me just one night
2. To prove to you I'm Mr. Right
3. I'll move it and shake it
4. Your world? I will quake it.

1. Give me just one night
2. To prove to you I'm Mr. Right
3. I'll move it and shake it
4. Your world? I will quake it
5. Nah, let's face it, I'm full of shite.

1. A thousand regions in your mind

1. A thousand regions in your mind
2. to which you are functionally blind

quite suddenly surface

oops!
 

1. A thousand regions in your mind
2. to which you are functionally blind
3. quite suddenly surface

1. A thousand regions in your mind
2. to which you are functionally blind
3. quite suddenly surface
4. Try not to be nervous

1. A thousand regions in your mind
2. to which you are functionally blind
3. quite suddenly surface
4. Try not to be nervous
5. And pull away from the grind

1. The meaning of life is simple

1. The meaning of life is simple
2. I learned it when I still had pimples

1. The meaning of life is simple
2. I learned it when I still had pimples
3. It's not 42

1. The meaning of life is simple
2. I learned it when I still had pimples
3. It's not 42
4. I am about to sniff glue

1. The meaning of life is simple
2. I learned it when I still had pimples
3. It's not 42
4. I am about to sniff glue
5. Out of Peg's little left dimple.

1. There was a young pig from seattle

1. There was a young pig from seattle
2. Who carried a black leather paddle

1. There was a young pig from seattle
2. Who carried a black leather paddle
3. A bag of pork rinds

1. There was a young pig from seattle
2. Who carried a black leather paddle
3. A bag of pork rinds
4. He mistakenly finds

1. There was a young pig from seattle
2. Who carried a black leather paddle
3. A bag of pork rinds
4. He mistakenly finds
5. His wife had been made into scrapple

1. They said they would come

1. They said they would come
2. With a smile and a hum

1. They said they would come
2. With a smile and a hum
3. But you can't just sign on

1. They said they would come
2. With a smile and a hum
3. But you can't just sign on
4. before your laundry is done

Hmmm . . .

Could be a Country/Western hit.

Watch the Country charts
 

1. They said they would come
2. With a smile and a hum
3. But you can't just sign on
4. before your laundry is done
5. Well you can't go to Heaven
When your pickup won't run
And the Devil's done pissed in your boots

1. The dawg hides under my deck

1. The dawg hides under my deck
2. Becuase it left the house a wreck

1. The dawg hides under my deck
2. Becuase it left the house a wreck
3. It peed in the hall

1. The dawg hides under my deck
2. Becuase it left the house a wreck
3. It peed in the hall
4. Dug under a wall

1. The dawg hides under my deck
2. Becuase it left the house a wreck
3. It peed in the hall
4. Dug under a wall
5. And dry-humped my copy of Shrek

There once was a naked puppet