My foot slipped; I fell on the ice
So did my tongue - it wasn't nice
The bitten-off end
was no way a friend

My foot slipped; I fell on the ice
So did my tongue - it wasn't nice
The bitten-off end
was no way a friend
it blackened like dots on the dice.

A tourist had tea in Darjeeling

A tourist had tea in Darjeeling
Which brought on a curious feeling

A tourist had tea in Darjeeling
Which brought on a curious feeling
a sharp pang that rang

A tourist had tea in Darjeeling
Which brought on a curious feeling
A sharp pang that rang
From his yin to his yang

A tourist had tea in Darjeeling
Which brought on a curious feeling
A sharp pang that rang
From his yin to his yang
As his soul wafted up through the ceiling.

In a tavern in central Mombassa

In a tavern in central Mombassa
There's a man who's reporting to NASA

In a tavern in central Mombassa
There's a man who's reporting to NASA
He says he's discovered

In a tavern in central Mombassa
There's a man who's reporting to NASA
He says he's discovered
A spacecraft that hovered

In a tavern in central Mombassa
There's a man who's reporting to NASA
He says he's discovered
A spacecraft that hovered
And broadcast "Thalassa! Thalassa!"

An angry young man from East Wapping

An angry young man from East Wapping
Used colorful language when rapping

An angry young man from East Wapping
Used colorful language when rapping
He raged about red
Then bashed blue instead