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AllegroNg 12-28-2002 06:29 PM

1. There once was a girl with five cats
2. Her attic had lots of large bats.
3. So she thought up a plan
4. Turned on her ceing fan,

zenbabe 12-28-2002 06:54 PM

1. There once was a girl with five cats
2. Her attic had lots of large bats.
3. So she thought up a plan
4. Turned on her ceing fan,
5.There is now plenty of food for the rats

moel 12-28-2002 07:24 PM

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive

AllegroNg 12-28-2002 09:20 PM

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive
2. You piss off all of 495

moel 12-29-2002 12:51 AM

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive
2. You piss off all of 495
3. They'll flip you the bird

Indigo 12-29-2002 01:36 PM

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive
2. You piss off all of 495
3. They'll flip you the bird
4. Then call you a bad word

moel 12-29-2002 02:01 PM

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive
2. You piss off all of 495
3. They'll flip you the bird
4. Then call you a bad word
5. And maybe you'll get out alive.

Indigo 12-29-2002 04:32 PM

Suppose you wake up in your yard,

wickedcanobeans 12-29-2002 10:45 PM

1. Suppose you wake up in your yard,
2. Awoken by something quite hard

moel 12-30-2002 12:56 AM

1. Suppose you wake up in your yard,
2. Awoken by something quite hard
3. Its a beer bottle you say

jbisdaman 12-30-2002 02:11 AM

from your hammock where you lay

Indigo 12-30-2002 02:20 PM

1. Suppose you wake up in your yard,
2. Awoken by something quite hard
3. Its a beer bottle you say
4. From your hammock where you lay
5. The wife threw it, and caught you off guard!

jbisdaman 12-30-2002 03:30 PM

1. In Times Square I watched the ball drop

Deviate 12-30-2002 03:32 PM

1. In Times Square I watched the ball drop
2. And listened to champagne corks pop

jbisdaman 12-30-2002 03:34 PM

1. In Times Square I watched the ball drop
2. And listened to champagne corks pop
3. There were drunks all around

Deviate 12-30-2002 03:37 PM

1. In Times Square I watched the ball drop
2. And listened to champagne corks pop
3. There were drunks all around
4. And as I lay on the ground,

jbisdaman 12-30-2002 03:41 PM

1. In Times Square I watched the ball drop
2. And listened to champagne corks pop
3. There were drunks all around
4. And as I lay there on the ground,
5. I puked, and the whole party stopped.

moel 12-30-2002 04:58 PM

1. I once took a trip to Nepal.

wickedcanobeans 12-30-2002 06:10 PM

1. I once took a trip to Nepal.
2. While I was there i had a great fall.

Deviate 12-30-2002 06:26 PM

1. I once took a trip to Nepal.
2. While I was there i had a great fall.
3. I bruised my patoot

zenbabe 12-30-2002 06:37 PM

1. I once took a trip to Nepal.
2. While I was there i had a great fall.
3. I bruised my patoot
4. And mangled my foot

moel 12-30-2002 06:43 PM

1. I once took a trip to Nepal.
2. While I was there i had a great fall.
3. I bruised my patoot
4. And mangled my foot
5. Those mountains are way way too tall.

Indigo 12-30-2002 09:15 PM

I once stuck a bean in my nose...














__________________________________
Those last two were beautiful, you guys!!

wickedcanobeans 12-30-2002 09:17 PM

I once stuck a bean in my nose,
I attempted getting it out with a rose

moel 12-30-2002 09:30 PM

I once stuck a bean in my nose,
I attempted getting it out with a rose
Although it smelled good

Indigo 12-30-2002 09:55 PM

I once stuck a bean in my nose,
I attempted getting it out with a rose
Although it smelled good
Kept me from breathin' like I should

AllegroNg 12-30-2002 10:14 PM

I once stuck a bean in my nose,
I attempted getting it out with a rose
Although it smelled good
Kept me from breathin' like I should
When i sneezed, limas would show!

moel 12-30-2002 11:01 PM

I have this cool coat that is orange

1kookykat 12-31-2002 01:26 AM

I have this cool coat that is orange
Which unhappily snagged on a door-hinge

Indigo 12-31-2002 02:12 AM

I have this cool coat that is orange
Which unhappily snagged on a door-hinge
The damn thing unraveled

wickedcanobeans 12-31-2002 08:09 PM

I have this cool coat that is orange
Which unhappily snagged on a door-hinge
The damn thing unraveled
The Cat looked quite baffled

1kookykat 12-31-2002 09:49 PM

I have this cool coat that is orange
Which unhappily snagged on a door-hinge
The damn thing unraveled
The Cat looked quite baffled
And jeered at my silly performange


*cringe*
While we're at it, why don't we try starting them out with "silver" or "purple" or some equally sadistic impossible to rhyme words.

Indigo 12-31-2002 09:52 PM

1. Sometimes I stare at the phone

1kookykat 12-31-2002 10:04 PM

1. Sometimes I stare at the phone
2. Expecting a call from my clone

wickedcanobeans 12-31-2002 10:13 PM

1. Sometimes I stare at the phone
2. Expecting a call from my clone
3. My clone never calls

1kookykat 12-31-2002 10:15 PM

1. Sometimes I stare at the phone
2. Expecting a call from my clone
3. My clone never calls
4. He hasn't the balls

Indigo 12-31-2002 10:15 PM

1. Sometimes I stare at the phone
2. Expecting a call from my clone
3. My clone never calls
4. He hasn't the balls
5, And so I sit here all alone!

1kookykat 12-31-2002 11:37 PM

At midnight it's champagne and kissing

1kookykat 01-01-2003 11:39 PM

Screw it. I slept through the party anyway.

Let's try again, shall we?

*clears throat*

1. There once was a man from Lake Titicaca

moel 01-02-2003 12:00 AM

1. There once was a man from Lake Titicaca
2. Who thought he would move to Yamagata


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