1. There once was a man from Lake Titicaca
2. Who thought he would move to Yamagata
3. He moved but never packed

1. There once was a man from Lake Titicaca
2. Who thought he would move to Yamagata
3. He moved but never packed
4. 'Cause he knew that he'd be jacked

1. There once was a man from Lake Titicaca
2. Who thought he would move to Yamagata
3. He moved but never packed
4. 'Cause he knew that he'd be jacked
5. ¿Habla usted Japonés? Nada.




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1. I once borrowed Deviate's pants

1. I once borrowed Deviate's pants
2. To go to the big Ass Smackin' Dance

1. I once borrowed Deviate's pants
2. To go to the big Ass Smackin' Dance
3. In the pockets I found

1. I once borrowed Deviate's pants
2. To go to the big Ass Smackin' Dance
3. In the pockets I found
4. something pink, hard and round

1. I once borrowed Deviate's pants
2. To go to the big Ass Smackin' Dance
3. In the pockets I found
4. something pink, hard and round
5. I'll show you when I get the chance!

1. The portly garbage man screams

1. The portly garbage man screams
2. When his undies rip at the seams

1. The portly garbage man screams
2. When his undies rip at the seams
3. They were always too tight

1. The portly garbage man screams
2. When his undies rip at the seams
3. They were always too tight
4. When he put them on at night

1. The portly garbage man screams
2. When his undies rip at the seams
3. They were always too tight
4. When he put them on at night
5. They'ed fit only in his wildest Dreams.

1. the water began to bubble

1. the water began to bubble
2. then i realized that i was in trouble

1. the water began to bubble
2. then i realized that i was in trouble
3. for what I thought was a fart

1. the water began to bubble
2. then i realized that i was in trouble
3. for what I thought was a fart
4. was only just the start

1. the water began to bubble
2. then i realized that i was in trouble
3. for what I thought was a fart
4. was only just the start
5. of a brown trail piled with rubble.

*bleh*

1. 'Tis useless to make up your bed

1. 'Tis useless to make up your bed
2. And to comb the hair on your head

1. 'Tis useless to make up your bed
2. And to comb the hair on your head
3. More important is pee

1. 'Tis useless to make up your bed
2. And to comb the hair on your head
3. More important is pee
4. In a toilet or on a tree

1. 'Tis useless to make up your bed
2. And to comb the hair on your head
3. More important is pee
4. In a toilet or on a tree
5. And make sure the monkey is fed.

1. One day I said to 'Ole Noxx:

1. One day I said to 'Ole Noxx:
2. "I've got one o' them writers' blocks

1. One day I said to 'Ole Noxx:
2. "I've got one o' them writers' blocks
3. What am I to do

1. One day I said to 'Ole Noxx:
2. "I've got one o' them writers' blocks
3. What am I to do
4. My fingers are sticky with glue,

1. One day I said to 'Ole Noxx:
2. "I've got one o' them writers' blocks
3. What am I to do
4. My fingers are sticky with glue,
5. And are currently attached to my socks

A dashing young viking called Rune

A dashing young viking called Rune
Frolicked in the woods with a spoon

A dashing young viking called Rune
Frolicked in the woods with a spoon
The squirrels took flight

A dashing young viking called Rune
Frolicked in the woods with a spoon
The squirrels took flight
The sheep were in fright

A dashing young viking called Rune
Frolicked in the woods with a spoon
The squirrels took flight
The sheep were in fright
As it was mating season for the spoon.

ROFL the spoon! that was a good one! Lets keep this up!
 

I once overheard LaLa say:

1. I once overheard LaLa say:
2. Please, let me in the iglo stay

1. I once overheard LaLa say:
2. Please, let me in the iglo stay
3. But 'twas all in a dream

1. I once overheard LaLa say:
2. Please, let me in the iglo stay
3. But 'twas all in a dream
4. This olive oil and grey goose cream

1. I once overheard LaLa say:
2. Please, let me in the iglo stay
3. But 'twas all in a dream
4. This olive oil and grey goose cream
5. Wish I hadn't sent the cab away...



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where's the phone.....

A striking young strumpet called NG

1. A striking young strumpet called NG
2. Embezelled some funds from the King