Have you ever had such a day
that everything got in your way

Have you ever had such a day
that everything got in your way
The crowd on the street

Have you ever had such a day
that everything got in your way
The crowd on the street
makes you trip over your feet

Have you ever had such a day
that everything got in your way
The crowd on the street
makes you trip over your feet
And yell get the hell out of my way

You took the words out of my mouth

You took the words out of my mouth
You packed them up and headed south

You took the words out of my mouth
You packed them up and headed south
the words liked it there

You took the words out of my mouth
You packed them up and headed south
the words liked it there
now voodoo I do swear

You took the words out of my mouth
You packed them up and headed south
the words liked it there
now voodoo I do swear
will make you feel just like a louse.

My mother always use to say

My mother always use to say
get out of the house and go play

My mother always use to say
get out of the house and go play
But don't talk to strangers

My mother always use to say
get out of the house and go play
But don't talk to strangers
avoid all the dangers

My mother always use to say
get out of the house and go play
But don't talk to strangers
avoid all the dangers
and be back by the end of the day

Tomorrow comes never for me

Tomorrow comes never for me
Yesterday scared it and made it flee

Tomorrow comes never for me
Yesterday scared it and made it flee
I've covered my clocks

Tomorrow comes never for me
Yesterday scared it and made it flee
I've covered my clocks
with bright coloured socks

Tomorrow comes never for me
Yesterday scared it and made it flee
I've covered my clocks
with bright coloured socks
Now time is impossible to see

A man went to church with his dog

A man went to church with his dog
The priest said they're both in a fog

A man went to church with his dog
The priest said they're both in a fog
Well, what does he know?

A man went to church with his dog
The priest said they're both in a fog
Well, what does he know?
You reap what you sow

A man went to church with his dog
The priest said they're both in a fog
Well, what does he know?
You reap what you sow
as he quoted the fake blog

My sister is all in a frenzy

My sister is all in a frenzy
she got high by sniffing some benzine





*wtf ryhmes with frenzy??*:)

My sister is all in a frenzy
she got high by sniffing some benzine
she griped at the maid

My sister is all in a frenzy
she got high by sniffing some benzine
she griped at the maid
stole the gard'ners spade

My sister is all in a frenzy
she got high by sniffing some benzine
she griped at the maid
stole the gard'ners spade
using judo she learned from her Sensei

I can't wait till the end of the month!

I can't wait till the end of the month!
Till then I feel such a dunce.

I can't wait till the end of the month!
Till then I feel such a dunce.
The moments tick by

I can't wait till the end of the month!
Till then I feel such a dunce.
The moments tick by
and the seconds they fly

I can't wait till the end of the month!
Till then I feel such a dunce.
The moments tick by
and the seconds they fly
but the days feel like more than a ton!

I shouldn't have played my Nintendo

I shouldn't have played my Nintendo
I'm stuck with plumbing innuendo

I shouldn't have played my Nintendo
I'm stuck with plumbing innuendo
since I got my joystick sticky

I shouldn't have played my Nintendo
I'm stuck with plumbing innuendo
since I got my joystick sticky
and the plunger gave me a hicky

I shouldn't have played my Nintendo
I'm stuck with plumbing innuendo
since I got my joystick sticky
and the plunger gave me a hicky
Oh what is a girl to do

Mick Jagger is smiling at me