"I'm certain she's orally fixated"
Her lips are surgically inflated.
Mayhaps its just botox

"I'm certain she's orally fixated"
Her lips are surgically inflated.
Mayhaps its just botox
Or she was bitten by Xerox

"I'm certain she's orally fixated"
Her lips are surgically inflated.
Mayhaps its just botox
Or she was bitten by Xerox
Jealous ladies at lunch all debated.

1. Do you have any gooseberry jelly?

1. Do you have any gooseberry jelly?
2. I need to smear some on my belly

1. Do you have any gooseberry jelly?
2. I need to smear some on my belly
3. To cut down on the friction

1. Do you have any gooseberry jelly?
2. I need to smear some on my belly
3. To cut down on the friction
4. Of my butt grape addiction

1. Do you have any gooseberry jelly?
2. I need to smear some on my belly
3. To cut down on the friction
4. Of my butt grape addiction
5. With hopes it makes me less smelly

So what's it about Britney Spears

So what's it about Britney Spears
Taking marriage by minutes, not years

So what's it about Britney Spears
Taking marriage by minutes, not years
Hailing from the land of Beale

So what's it about Britney Spears
Taking marriage by minutes, not years
Hailing from the land of Beale
It all seems so sureal

So what's it about Britney Spears
Taking marriage by minutes, not years
Hailing from the land of Beale
It all seems so sureal
Why, the next thing you know she'll mate queers

I dreamt I was sent back to school

I dreamt I was sent back to school
Full of elementary ABC rules

I dreamt I was sent back to school
Full of elementary ABC rules
Running down the hall, naked

I dreamt I was sent back to school
Full of elementary ABC rules
Running down the hall, naked
my gym teacher yelled "hey kid!"

I dreamt I was sent back to school
Full of elementary ABC rules
Running down the hall, naked
my gym teacher yelled "hey kid!"
"In school you hold pencils not tools!"

Ducks! I can't stand their quacking

Ducks! I can't stand their quacking
Makes me want to give someone a whacking

Ducks! I can't stand their quacking
Makes me want to give someone a whacking
From Daffy Duck's spittle,

Ducks! I can't stand their quacking
Makes me want to give someone a whacking
From Daffy Duck's spittle,
To Daisy's duckbutt swivel

Ducks! I can't stand their quacking
Makes me want to give someone a whacking
From Daffy Duck's spittle,
To Daisy's duckbutt swivel
and don't get me started on Darkwing!

So silly to wish for the moon

So silly to wish for the moon
When at dawn, it leaves us too soon

So silly to wish for the moon
When at dawn, it leaves us too soon
Call me a romantic

So silly to wish for the moon
When at dawn, it leaves us too soon
Call me a romantic
I'm gentle, I'm frantic

So silly to wish for the moon
When at dawn, it leaves us too soon
Call me a romantic
I'm gentle, I'm frantic
Let's stay here in bed until noon

And here I was thinking of cheese

And here I was thinking of cheese
but not of the kind that you squeeze

And here I was thinking of cheese
but not of the kind that you squeeze
the real stuff with blue bits

And here I was thinking of cheese
but not of the kind that you squeeze
the real stuff with blue bits
and a stink that just never quits

And here I was thinking of cheese
but not of the kind that you squeeze
the real stuff with blue bits
Not the kind that gives you the shvts

And here I was thinking of cheese
but not of the kind that you squeeze
the real stuff with blue bits
Not the kind that gives you the shvts
And you can eat as much as you please!


:D

How nice it is to meet zefrank

How nice it is to meet zefrank
without all those silly school pranks

How nice it is to meet zefrank
without all those silly school pranks
that he once liked to play

How nice it is to meet zefrank
without all those silly school pranks
that he once liked to play
back in his younger days

How nice it is to meet zefrank
without all those silly school pranks
that he once liked to play
back in his younger days
for the wedgie, I owe him no thanks

Slurpeedemon is Lala