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deirdregurl 06-08-2004 03:20 AM

My statements are glib and precise
Very quick and twice as nice
Though I mean what I say
More often than not, "Nay!"

funkytuba 06-08-2004 04:04 AM

My statements are glib and precise
Very quick and twice as nice
Though I mean what I say
More often than not, "Nay!"
Verbosity's not worth the price

Hyakujo's Fox 06-08-2004 11:28 AM

There once was a man who was twisted

dinzdale 06-08-2004 11:36 AM

There once was a man who was twisted
whose friends (some ze-monkeys) insisted

weissenflatz 06-08-2004 11:39 AM

There once was a man who was twisted
whose friends (some ze-monkeys) insisted
to fry up his brain

Audreyvgs 06-08-2004 08:47 PM

There once was a man who was twisted
whose friends (some ze-monkeys) insisted
to fry up his brain
a freaky quatrain

funkytuba 06-09-2004 04:07 AM

There once was a man who was twisted
whose friends (some ze-monkeys) insisted
to fry up his brain
a freaky quatrain
t'were glad when he ceased and desisted

Smartypants 06-09-2004 04:45 AM

Do not, friends, assume from my absence

weissenflatz 06-09-2004 06:56 AM

Do not, friends, assume from my absence
that this lim'rick will be free of non-sense

Audreyvgs 06-09-2004 11:59 AM

Do not, friends, assume from my absence
that this lim'rick will be free of non-sense
maintain your pentameter

Hyakujo's Fox 06-09-2004 12:24 PM

Do not, friends, assume from my absence
that this lim'rick will be free of non-sense
maintain your pentameter
don't rhyme like no amateur

ambo 06-10-2004 01:25 AM

Do not, friends, assume from my absence
that this lim'rick will be free of non-sense
maintain your pentameter
don't rhyme like no amateur
and for god's sake, come down off that fence

straymonk 06-10-2004 03:13 AM

They throw tomatoes when you suck

ambo 06-10-2004 07:20 PM

They throw tomatoes when you suck
Which hit you if you do not duck

Hyakujo's Fox 06-10-2004 10:51 PM

They throw tomatoes when you suck
Which hit you if you do not duck
They will stain all your shirts

Audreyvgs 06-11-2004 12:01 AM

They throw tomatoes when you suck
Which hit you if you do not duck
They will stain all your shirts
with horrible squirts

funkytuba 06-13-2004 10:37 PM

They throw tomatoes when you suck
Which hit you if you do not duck
They will stain all your shirts
with horrible squirts
but you'll survive if you're in luck

weissenflatz 06-14-2004 06:52 AM

When Monkeys do monkey in Vegas

Hyakujo's Fox 06-15-2004 02:03 AM

When Monkeys do monkey in Vegas
Soon Monkeys will do things outrageous

zenbabe 06-15-2004 03:03 AM

When Monkeys do monkey in Vegas
Soon Monkeys will do things outrageous
When you mix in the drink

funkytuba 06-15-2004 03:06 AM

When Monkeys do monkey in Vegas
Soon Monkeys will do things outrageous
When you mix in the drink
add a measure of kink

trisherina 06-15-2004 03:10 AM

When Monkeys do monkey in Vegas
Soon Monkeys will do things outrageous
When you mix in the drink
add a measure of kink
The pics will be quite advantageous!

funkytuba 06-15-2004 04:53 AM

When posting some Vegas photography

Hyakujo's Fox 06-15-2004 05:31 AM

When posting some Vegas photography
We've no int'rest in the geography

weissenflatz 06-15-2004 06:53 AM

When posting some Vegas photography
We've no int'rest in the geography
just show us the corny

Blue 06-15-2004 06:59 PM

and make us all horny

daverbee 06-16-2004 11:06 AM

When posting some Vegas photography
We've no int'rest in the geography
just show us the corny
and make us all horny
with lots of cute showgirl topography.

Hyakujo's Fox 06-16-2004 11:22 AM

When the last of your cash has been spent

weissenflatz 06-16-2004 12:19 PM

When the last of your cash has been spent
Zilch left for booze, neither for rent

daverbee 06-16-2004 03:34 PM

When the last of your cash has been spent
Zilch left for booze, neither for rent
With creditors foreclosin'

funkytuba 06-16-2004 04:00 PM

Quote:

When posting some Vegas photography
We've no int'rest in the geography
just show us the corny
and make us all horny
with lots of cute showgirl topography.
Bravo!

funkytuba 06-16-2004 04:02 PM

When the last of your cash has been spent
Zilch left for booze, neither for rent
With creditors foreclosin'
you'll feel you've been chosen

lapietra 06-16-2004 09:31 PM

When the last of your cash has been spent
Zilch left for booze, neither for rent
With creditors foreclosin'
you'll feel you've been chosen
to travel the world with a tent.

Klynne 06-16-2004 09:55 PM

Traveling the world in a tent

Hyakujo's Fox 06-16-2004 10:18 PM

Traveling the world in a tent
I found that where ever I went

Klynne 06-16-2004 10:37 PM

Traveling the world in a tent
I found that where ever I went
That people would come

Hyakujo's Fox 06-16-2004 11:42 PM

Traveling the world in a tent
I found that where ever I went
That people would come
And call me a bum

straymonk 06-17-2004 02:13 AM

Traveling the world in a tent
I found that where ever I went
That people would come
And call me a bum
Though I saved a bundle on rent

weissenflatz 06-17-2004 07:21 AM

There once was a landlord from Dallas

Smartypants 06-17-2004 01:14 PM

There once was a landlord from Dallas
WHo loved to show tenants his phallus


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