Hmmm. Well, apparently I have a future in the news media! :rolleyes:

So this photographer must have been working on his resume for National Geographic???

Like..."see, see...I can shoot photos of animals walking into the jaws of death without interfering...please pay me take photos of small African animals getting eaten by giant crocodiles".

I just can't get over the heartlessness of the Photographer (if they are actual photos of course and not contrived or photoshopped for the sake of the "actual story")

wowow all this indepth discussion about the falsifying (sp?) of duck photos! lol

Back to the topic of things that made us laugh today, there's this:

I passed the duck photo on to my mom (under the header, "Bad Mother!"), and this is her (I fear to say, typical) response.

AND THEN --

Since I had sentthe duck photo to a long list, and Mommy hit the REPLY TO ALL button, this came back from a friend of mine:

This famous poem was the inspiration for one of the most inspired magazine covers I’ve ever encountered, on an issue of Granta magazine http://www.granta.com/back-issues/37?usca_p=t some years ago:

I am glad that the cat was rescued. I had a call a couple of years ago from a friend, who is also my supervisor. She was in tears, and could not talk. I was worried something happened to one of her kids. She finally managed to get it out that she had killed her cat. She turned the drier on, and went upstairs. When she went to take her clothes out, she felt Timmons body. I went over armed with rubber gloves, lysol and a garbage bag. I got his body out of the drier and cleaned it out the best I could. Cats love warm places. All of you with cats, double check your drier between loads. It was very sad, I really liked that cat. I know if something happened to one of mine, I would have to have someone else come over and dispose of the body.

I have a photo of my cat sitting in the dryer attached to a huge magnet that says: CHECK FOR CAT! Twinky got a 5 second tumble once and that was more than enought for both of us. I also check the dish washer as more than once I have caught someone in there checking things out.

I have found that my cries of pain when I bang my shins on the open dishwasher door help keep the dishwasher cat free.

Av, do you leave the door to your microwave open, too?

:p

No I do not SP!!:p

They jump in as I am loading or unloading the darn thing. I love my cats, but if there is such a thing as seconds or irregulars in the animal world..I have them, trust me:rolleyes:

I have some serious family business this weekend, I took half a day off today. I have been helping my mom with the arduous task of making out thank you cards.
As I stated an eon ago, they have been redoing my entire road. today, a nice man came to the door and asked if we still wanted our old mail box. This is how it went:

Man: Are you sure you don't want it?
Me: yes, I am sure; just take it away.
Man: I can wait while you make sure.
Me: I am sure, you can just have it.
Man: do you want to ask your husband?
Me: What? No, we already had this talk. Take the mailbox, please.
Man: only if you are sure.
Me: YES, I am sure!! Take it now!

My mother is watching all of this from the kitchen. She waits til he is gone and says: He was looking at your black eye. DUH! I forget about it til I look in the mirror. Poor guy; probably thinks I am going to get the snot beat out of me because of the mail box now :eek: Where is my brother when I need him??;)

Thanks for making me giggle!

Strawberry Kiwi Water.

even better: handing out strawberry kiwi water sealed for the protection of construction workers....

Was this before or after the, you know, pool?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

AFTER!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!!

*ignores the obvious unexplained Vegas in-joke reference*

*bursts into tears*

Awww! Don't feel bad... I wasn't *really* there for that part... slept while the superhuman partiers did their superhuman partying thang... ;)

*continues sobbing until he gets an explanation*

*grabs box of Kleenex*

*joins funky for a caterwauling duet*

I love subtle.

Or blatant.

Your pick.

Thanks for the chuckle.

I have no idea who these people are...but i stumbled across their pic early this mornin and maybe its cuZ i havent had alot of sleep or yea thats it... *bleary eyed*

HAHAH!

I think my parents want grandchildren
 

Makin a Sailcat?

Beale, that's a southern thing, maybe just confined to the fl/ga area, do you know what that is?

that must be something confined to ga/fl-- and being from TN, i try to scrub off everything even remotely related to ga/fl.... JOJ

Well, historically, sailcats were the first frisbees. Something to do with the hot Georgia sun and roadkill. There's also sailtoads.




:eek:
:rolleyes:

in TN, we dont call those frisbees. we call that meat in the freezer.....

speaking of cats and clothing care -- hahahaha!

aww bless!!

finding my light-up pen in my purse with the rainbow necklace thingy. too damn funny. that is one sexy pen.

You gotta wonder how the cat got the idea to crawl in there...

:D:D:D:D:D
Now that made me laugh! Thanks!!

You know how they are -- they find spaces where they can't be got at and bothered, usually up high. I bet the poor owner has to use a clothes brush every morning before work unless the closet's shut. And if the closet's shut, the cat probably howls for them to open it so he can get in, or sneaks in every time it's open and howls to get out. LOL

madasacutsnakes ebay rant was pretty funny.

ebay sucks ass