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sparticle 05-05-2004 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
POOP FIGHT! *thwack*
Hawaii thread and a thwacking poop fight -- I ask you, how many chances does one get to rhyme "onamotopoeia" and "Kamanawanaleia"?

rmr 05-05-2004 01:38 AM

POI FIGHT *thwack*

Spicy Jack 05-05-2004 01:41 AM

Quote:

"Kamanawanaleia"?
Spart - I appreciate the gesture, but I don't know you well enough for that yet. Maybe tomorrow. ;)

lapietra 05-05-2004 01:41 AM

Hey!! This stuff tastes like... well, nothing.

Can we at least mix it with sugar or something?

sparticle 05-05-2004 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
Spart - I appreciate the gesture, but I don't know you well enough for that yet. Maybe tomorrow. ;)
LMAO! "What a difference a day makes....."

Spicy Jack 05-05-2004 01:32 PM

Quote:

PFP: I'm about to eat a WMD, Waffle of Mass Deliciousness.
From the Hawaii thread....I love waffles. This made me laugh.

rapscalious rob 05-05-2004 02:47 PM

DAMN YOU, SPICY JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WAS GOING TO POST THE SAME THING!!!!!!!!!!
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Spicy Jack 05-05-2004 05:00 PM

Aud's replies in the "Right This Moment" thread...cuz I keep thinking she is Dinz with her new Avatar.

Smartypants 05-07-2004 02:55 PM

My first guffaw of the morning -- This exchange in the communal haiku thread:


weissenflatz
My tongue is stuck between the bathroom door

chuckie egg
um... this is the haiku thread dearie...

weissenflatz
let's make it a flexible haiku then

chuckie egg
No, lets conform, please

weissenflatz
ok.
Battle in dress

chuckie egg
Battle in dress
Thats only four syllables!

edit: (no, lets conform, please... was my starting line!!) LOL


weissenflatz
Battle in dress
Thats only four syllables!
I'm no good at this

Spicy Jack
let's get on thing straight

dinzdale
let's get one thing straight
I'm not your fvcking servant

Spicy Jack
let's get one thing straight
I'm not your fvcking servant
Now get me a beer!

dinzdale
Oh, did you mean me?

Spicy Jack
Oh, did you mean me?
I will get it right away

dinzdale
Oh, did you mean me?
I will get it right away
Anything for you

Smartypants 05-07-2004 03:02 PM

And of course, the latest Don Asmussen cartoon in the SF Chronicle:


funkytuba 05-07-2004 03:10 PM

Making this last night made me laugh out loud:


lvlycwgirl 05-07-2004 03:16 PM

"Palm Pilot" makes me laugh.

lvlycwgirl 05-07-2004 03:42 PM

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new office poster?

Audreyvgs 05-07-2004 03:50 PM

Gawd, Funk, my sis and I once considered doin that with our 78 ford pickup, but we figured the tires'd pop.

Frieda 05-07-2004 04:00 PM

http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/

Audreyvgs 05-07-2004 04:04 PM

Thank you for that one, I laughed my ass off

Smartypants 05-07-2004 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Frieda
http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/
I suppose you found that site on account of its hidden Hasselhoff photo! LOL!

Smartypants 05-07-2004 04:22 PM

OMG, Frieda, that site is fvcking GREAT!

I especially like this part, in light of all the US Senate hearings that have been going on.

Avalon 05-07-2004 04:28 PM

This site also made me laugh..since we did them for newly neutred dog;) Why not pay homage to the mullet?? ;)


http://www.beerchurch.com/mullet_haiku.htm

nycwriters 05-09-2004 06:31 PM



Hrm, I wonder what this story was about?

Aphrodite 05-09-2004 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nycwriters


Hrm, I wonder what this story was about?

This made me laugh!

Clytie 05-10-2004 12:52 PM


Audreyvgs 05-10-2004 01:06 PM


nycwriters 05-11-2004 11:23 PM


catbelly 05-12-2004 01:20 AM

HEH I am posting while drunk which makes me laugh

Prepare for carnage

I think we saw JesusTitties at the bar

I made Coffee watch HOCKEY on the big screen

He drank Canadian beer

I think he's drunk

Coffee 05-12-2004 01:23 AM

Ia am nooott.

catbelly 05-12-2004 01:37 AM

ARE SO

Coffee 05-12-2004 01:38 AM

m knot

priceyfatprude 05-12-2004 01:40 AM

I'd tell you two to get a room, but...

catbelly 05-12-2004 01:42 AM

He is sleeping in the yard tonight with the shrubs

Aphrodite 05-12-2004 01:42 AM

Coffee and Catbelly made me laugh

Also My own imitation of Fat Bastard on Austin Powers made me laugh.

Coffee 05-12-2004 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by catbelly
He is sleeping in the yard tonight with the shrubs
so long as i get to snuggle up to a bush, I'm happy.

priceyfatprude 05-12-2004 01:46 AM

What, no shaved salmon, sliced so thin you can see through it?

masterofNone 05-12-2004 01:46 AM

yikes. you might want to prune. a nice topiary perhaps.

catbelly 05-12-2004 01:59 AM

I hope he was not talking about G. Bush?!

He sang the anthem today with his hand over his heart ... should I worry?

:confused:

Coffee 05-12-2004 02:03 AM

no worries...it was just heart burn induced by hearing the national anthem while drunk.

priceyfatprude 05-12-2004 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by masterofNone
yikes. you might want to prune. a nice topiary perhaps.

catbelly 05-12-2004 02:10 AM

*resisting the urge to disclose details of personal topiary in order to dispel rumours perpetrated by suggestive postings by naughty ZeMonkeys*

funkytuba 05-12-2004 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by catbelly
*resisting the urge to disclose details of personal topiary in order to dispel rumours perpetrated by suggestive postings by naughty ZeMonkeys*
*reading that to mean that there is no topiary*

Audreyvgs 05-13-2004 11:08 AM

ow. just you wait til it grows back in.


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