Then there was nothing to do but: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwHMp7alhwI

OMG thats a litle extreme lol..... believe me if I was getting laid I would have noticed! lol.... but we were spooning tee hee heeee :)

Quote from another forum:

"I am tired of people telling me that I'm going to Hell, and that I sacrifice babies! I happen to love babies! Especially with barbeque sauce!"

take no heed bangbangsalami.
there's nothing wrong with a bit of sweetness.
:)

tee hee heee thanks you :)

Odin rules!!!!

Sidney not in Australia, tourist discovers

December 30, 2006 11:30am

A 21-year-old German tourist who wanted to visit his girlfriend in Sydney, Australia, landed 13,000km away near Sidney, Montana, after mistyping his destination on a flight booking website.

Dressed for the Australian summer in t-shirt and shorts, Tobi Gutt left Germany yesterday for a four-week holiday.

Instead of arriving "down under," Mr Gutt found himself on a different continent and bound for the chilly state of Montana.

"I did wonder but I didn't want to say anything," Gutt told the Bild newspaper. "I thought to myself, you can fly to Australia via the US."

Gutt's airline ticket routed him via the US city of Portland, Oregon, to Billings, Montana. Only as he was about to board a commuter flight to Sidney – an oil town of about 5000 people - did he realize his mistake.

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The most apropos name for a spammer to hit this board so far..

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:rolleyes:

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^^^ mmmmmmmmm, sacrilicious

yes but undeniably hilarious :D

Shit - am I thick. I just *got it* :o

sry JT, you are the original funny guy.

That did it for me... Plus a buddy of mine asking me if penguins have knees.

I am the new No. 1 fan of Alex Petridis

well thank god the times children's section is running a column on cumgargling guttersluts.

I wonder if I can manage to say "cumgargling gutterslut" at work next week.

^^^ work on a good sneeze and then blurt it out. I have friend how can get by saying the weirdest things while sneezing and not get caught. And we're old.

its my b-day so i am happy

hbbbs :)

Action-movie great Sylvester Stallone joked he may find a part for US-bound David Beckham in his next picture. "I haven't met him yet, but I might just put him in my next Rambo film and chase him round the jungle for a couple of months," he said.

I'm a teacher, so making a 6th grader cry today made me happy.

That's nice.

hmm. i can name something that didn't make me laugh today...