i'm not waving those. . . but take a gander at these gams ;)

thats not the quizmaster

^ :D

Oooh la la!

According to the shirt on this gentleman, I really shouldn't have more than four of those things. So I'll pace myself with a microbrew for now and wait for the band to get started.

I brought a date. We were predrinking file drawer Crown Royal at the end of the work day. He's mostly continent.



Ooh, just a second... okay, scratch the continent bit. So, did I win the contest, or what?

He who thinks he knows, doesn't know.
He who knows he doesn't know, knows.
But Craig, you think you know nothing,
which is certainly something. And you don't just think you know this.
You know you know this.
However, I don't believe you when you say you know nothing,
and therefore truly don't know what is true instead.
Therefore I should win.

Is 11 AM too early to start drinking if you're on holiday?

You're right. Another cup of coffee.

Damn, it's musty in here. Open a window!

I guess I'm drinking alone today.

"....yeah, with nobody else"

Max, I find myself looking into your J&T for subliminal messages. Go get me one too, there's a handsome monkey boy ;)

I'm over a week late. Can I have one now please?

It's Sunday night here, my Friday night,
Y'all's Sunday morning. I'm getting gunned,
'cause I'm on vacation come Friday,
and the schedule's gravy till then.

Anyone? Hair of the dog?
Irish up your coffee?
Chinese knock-off Bailey's?

What he said.
I'm in.
Just a word of warning though - don't use the knock-off Bailey's to make a B52. Won't work.