this is great!!

this bloke's about to die!

it gives me a happy that they're having a rubbish fondue with only bits of bread to dunk. peasants! with foul hair cuts!

i'm such a happy sadist.

young lady, a 50 word essay on the subject of "fondue dunkage materials for posh folk" if you please









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Fondue Dunkage Materials for Posh Folk.
By Miss Karma Queen

Proper fondue dunking foodstuffs for the elite include hard boiled quail eggs, slices of smoked sausage, morsels of roasted chicken and cooked shrimp or prawn. Pieces of stale bread should only be used in a real fondue emergency, such as during harsh winters or during public holidays, when food shops are likely to be closed. It is important to remember your fondue etiquette during fondue eating situations: never let your tongue touch your fondue fork (this may contaminate the fondue), and take care not to let your dunking foodstuff fall into the fondue.

^ aficionado of fondues - carries around a bottle of methylated spirits "in case of fondue emergency"


excellent essay, very informative - you win happy of the day!





rich bitch

KQ - Can I come to your house for fondue?

course you can. we'll roll around being fabulously 70s-ish.

you know who's not invited? zero. he'll be outside, tapping on the window. maybe we'll throw bits of chicken at him? ;)

:(

she can't entertain the likes of you jasmina and besides, mister right already has a little something arranged

ooh he's a dish!

i don't think he has any hard boiled qail eggs

they're in his lovely circular presentation tray, second dish from the left. lovely!

I'll bring dessert!

oh and is it ok if my new bf comes over too?
He LOOOVES fondue!

^she'll have to see his quail eggs first i expect