these are the most effective pop-up stoppers, i find.

rrrrrrrrrrrrr.

i can do that noise better than you

prove it.

its a brrrrrrrrraw brrrrrrrrricht moonlicht nicht the nicht aye

Now do it without the comedy voice.

now see THAT's impossible.

and wipe that spit off the screen

you should show some respect for your elders, mr. dinzdale sir... :mad:

Willie the groundskeeper ?

professor dinzdale! at last! now tell us what's given you a happy today, however large or small

I'll be happy in a moment - it's lunchtime. :)

have a nice lunch


it's emmerdale in a minute with patsy kensit

She gives a good happy, I should imagine...

But she was married to that wanker from Oasis :eek:

...and she has small tits. What's your point?

I still think she could make a happy. :)

:p

i'd like to give the gallagher brothers a happy

♪♪too-day is gonna be the day
rmr gonna give me an' ma bruv a big hap-ay♪♪

^^ very happy

:confused:

ok then here goes:

♪♪too-day is gonna be the day
rmr gonna give me an' ma bruv a very hap-ay♪♪


you think it's better? i'm not sure

drunken sticky irishmen give me happy

^

♪♪is it my imaginAYSHEE-UN
or has rmr finally come back from her three hour lunch?♪♪

ladies and gentlemen we have a clear winner of happy of the day


you make it look so easy rmr


ETA bejesus

Here comes Rimmer down the hall
fatter than a cannon ball
where were you while she was eating lunch?......

*hic*

THUD

don't look back in anger!!!

give yourself a happy

it fits snugly! :)

i saw a swan on my way to work this morning.

he spread his wings, covered a distance running on the water and took off. reminded me of someone who would enjoy this very much.

buggerated fvckksticks it's nearly teatime and this is the first happy i've had all day

just got back from lunch
no happy here

ask one of your associate employee contemporaries to give you one

rmr forgive me, i'm sorry. i just reread what i wrote above and now realise it may have sounded quite harsh and uncaring. i honestly don't know what i was thinking about - it just sort of came out that way. maybe i was preoccupied with my own teatime or something - you know how it can get.


so, how's your day and have you had a happy yet? i really hope so. i'm genuinely interested.

coochie coo

why don't you do something interesting and i might get a happy

ps pm me

as usual rmr. you want it all on a plate. it was the same with fun-having - i seem to recalll you wanted your fun-having on a plate, am i right? and now you want your happy on a plate. what's wrong with folk these days? why can't people make their own happys any more? i blame the parents.

how about putting my happy in a bowl???

now you're just being silly

^^ HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY

happy that rmr's happy :)