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zenbabe 02-11-2006 02:43 PM

At dinner we let the phone ring
As we feared what news it might bring
Aunt Agnes had borrowed the car
But not to go very far

Zatoichi 02-11-2006 03:32 PM

At dinner we let the phone ring
As we feared what news it might bring
Aunt Agnes had borrowed the car
But not to go very far
Still, last time she called from Sing Sing.

random 02-11-2006 03:35 PM

At dinner we let the phone ring
As we feared what news it might bring
Aunt Agnes had borrowed the car
But not to go very far
Although she used our crusty old Mazda Sting

Marcus Bales 02-11-2006 06:43 PM

The table top, stained by the wine,

dddrum 02-12-2006 01:13 AM

The table top, stained by the wine,
Reflected the morning sunshine

Marcus Bales 02-12-2006 09:47 AM

The table top, stained by the wine,
Reflected the morning sunshine
I got out the Comet
To clean up the vomit

Zatoichi 02-12-2006 06:20 PM

The table top, stained by the wine,
Reflected the morning sunshine
I got out the Comet
To clean up the vomit
Whose? I'm not sure, but not mine.

random 02-12-2006 06:41 PM

Somebody liberate the garden gnome

Marcus Bales 02-12-2006 07:58 PM

You may randomly pick out a name
And with husbands and wives just the same;
But random in meter
Is free verse, you cheater,
And isn't quite playing the game.

Zatoichi 02-12-2006 08:46 PM

The gnome in the garden's got wise

Hyakujo's Fox 02-12-2006 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Bales
You may randomly pick out a name
And with husbands and wives just the same;
But random in meter
Is free verse, you cheater,
And isn't quite playing the game.

Oh come now don't be so offended
'Twas merely one line got extended
And wasn't it recently
You went on indecently
How Zato found Livvy so splendid?

ambo 02-12-2006 10:04 PM

Ditto

ambo 02-12-2006 10:07 PM

Somebody liberate the garden gnome
He seems to me to feel not at home

Zatoichi 02-13-2006 12:58 AM

The gnome in the garden's got wise
And comprehension has brought him surprise
Those big folk who walk
With voices that talk
Still miss the sublime in sun's rise.

dddrum 02-13-2006 02:04 PM

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