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ambo 01-21-2006 09:45 PM

Among all the denizens here
There is one I particularly fear
I can't say his name

Jack Flanders 01-21-2006 09:51 PM

Among all the denizens here
There is one I particularly fear
I can't say his name
Because I will be blamed

Marcus Bales 01-22-2006 09:46 AM

Among all the denizens here
There is one I particularly fear
I can't say his name
Because I will be blamed,
Cement-shoed, and thrown off a pier.

ambo 01-22-2006 10:32 PM

Scream now and you'll just spoil the mood

jasmina 01-22-2006 11:08 PM

Scream now and you'll just spoil the mood
So try not to spit out your food

Marcus Bales 01-22-2006 11:44 PM

Scream now and you'll just spoil the mood
So try not to spit out your food
For even a ghost
Can often be grossed
Out by flying meals only half-chewed.

jasmina 01-22-2006 11:58 PM

My cat was just sick on the floor

ambo 01-23-2006 12:08 AM

My cat was just sick on the floor
So I slipped on my way to the door

Marcus Bales 01-23-2006 02:42 AM

My cat was just sick on the floor
So I slipped on my way to the door
I didn't quite scream
But I'm sensing a theme

Zatoichi 01-23-2006 01:31 PM

My cat was just sick on the floor
So I slipped on my way to the door
I didn't quite scream
But I'm sensing a theme
Of three Gs, which are Ghosts Gross and Gore.

dddrum 01-23-2006 02:35 PM

I carefully crafted this post
To include the grim tale of a ghost
With his guts loose and runnin';
Even though I'm just funnin',
I do hope you're suitably grossed.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :rolleyes:

Marcus Bales 01-28-2006 02:18 PM

I met Mantovani one night

ambo 01-28-2006 04:05 PM

I met Mantovani one night
He was playing the flute out of spite

Marcus Bales 01-29-2006 08:37 PM

I met Mantovani one night
He was playing the flute out of spite
The flautist had gone
And hid his baton

ambo 01-29-2006 09:22 PM

I met Mantovani one night
He was playing the flute out of spite
The flautist had gone
And hid his baton
Which for starters was just not polite

Marcus Bales 01-29-2006 11:01 PM

I smell something -- please stop the car

ambo 01-30-2006 01:12 AM

I smell something -- please stop the car
Oh here it is......hey, what's in this jar ?

dddrum 01-30-2006 04:48 PM

I smell something -- please stop the car
Oh here it is... what's in this jar?
Don't know what you had
But I think it's gone bad

Marcus Bales 01-30-2006 09:56 PM

I smell something -- please stop the car
Oh here it is... what's in this jar?
Don't know what you had
But I think it's gone bad ...
And if that isn't bad, it's bizarre.

dddrum 01-31-2006 04:57 PM

It looks like it once might have been
Part of a Nativity scene
Made out of salami
For somebody's Mommy

ambo 01-31-2006 06:07 PM

It looks like it once might have been
Part of a Nativity scene
Made out of salami
For somebody's Mommy
Or a cherub made out of a spleen

dddrum 01-31-2006 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ambo
It looks like it once might have been
Part of a Nativity scene
Made out of salami
For somebody's Mommy
Or a cherub made out of a spleen

Hmm... I was thinking "Too bad it's gone fuzzy and green," but this is much fresher. Fresher than what's in that jar, certainly! :p ;) :p ;) :p :rolleyes:

Hyakujo's Fox 01-31-2006 09:10 PM

This one time, while playing the fiddle

ambo 01-31-2006 10:49 PM

This one time, while playing the fiddle
My dachsund decided to piddle

Brynn 01-31-2006 11:06 PM

This one time, while playing the fiddle
My dachsund decided to piddle
His audience, the cat

Marcus Bales 01-31-2006 11:15 PM

This one time, while playing the fiddle
My dachsund decided to piddle
His audience, the cat,
Was more impressed that
He was frying two mice on the griddle.

ambo 02-01-2006 02:26 AM

Just put in your earplugs, my dear

Marcus Bales 02-01-2006 10:31 AM

Just put in your earplugs, my dear,
We like karaoke night here

ambo 02-01-2006 01:12 PM

.

dddrum 02-01-2006 01:13 PM

Just put in your earplugs, my dear,
We like karaoke night here
We may sound like chickens
Imitating Slim Pickens

dinzdale 02-01-2006 01:13 PM

Just put in your earplugs, my dear,
We like karaoke night here
We may sound like chickens
and make quite the dickens

ambo 02-01-2006 01:14 PM

AAAAARGGGGHHH !!!!
Everybody is posting at the same time !

OJ, anyone ?

dddrum 02-01-2006 01:17 PM

Why thank you, Ambo.

No need to delete nothin'. Just adaptipate...

Just put in your earplugs, my dear,
We like karaoke night here
We may sound like chickens
and make quite the dickens
But there's no need to cower in fear

ambo 02-01-2006 01:19 PM

If raisins are grapes all dried up,

dddrum 02-01-2006 01:35 PM

If raisins are grapes all dried up,
And wine is spoiled grapes in a cup,

Zatoichi 02-01-2006 10:48 PM

If raisins are grapes all dried up,
And wine is spoiled grapes in a cup,
What would ye be callin'
Grapes that are fallin'

Jack Flanders 02-02-2006 12:59 AM

If raisins are grapes all dried up
And wine is spoiled grapes in a cup,
What would ye be callin'
Grapes that are fallin'
Wasted wine that has not been sup.

Hyakujo's Fox 02-03-2006 12:13 AM

There once was a fabulous bird

dddrum 02-03-2006 12:09 PM

There once was a fabulous bird
Who excreted a ten-gallon turd

Zatoichi 02-03-2006 12:17 PM

There once was a fabulous bird
Who excreted a ten-gallon turd
With that kind of guano
I think I might want to


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