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trisherina 02-25-2006 11:38 AM

The Turk sadly looked at the Sioux,
"Well, what do want me to dioux?"
"Get the French guy's finger,"
"Do not tarry nor linger!"

Marcus Bales 02-25-2006 01:29 PM

The Turk sadly looked at the Sioux,
"Well, what do want me to dioux?"
"Get the French guy's finger,
Do not tarry nor linger
To the hosptial in my canioux!"

Hyakujo's Fox 02-26-2006 07:10 PM

The nurse looked on our three with disdain

dddrum 02-27-2006 04:36 AM

The nurse looked on our three with disdain
Whilst muttering phrases profane

Zatoichi 02-27-2006 12:47 PM

The nurse looked on our three with disdain
Whilst muttering phrases profane
It's one thing for Miss Lou
To be tangled with a Sioux

Marcus Bales 02-28-2006 01:37 AM

The nurse looked on our three with disdain
Whilst muttering phrases profane
It's one thing for Lou
To be tangling a Sioux
But a Frenchman and Turk? That's insane!

ambo 02-28-2006 02:40 AM

Having squandered my fortune on truffles

Hyakujo's Fox 03-01-2006 08:44 AM

Having squandered my fortune on truffles
I was confined to bed with the snuffles

Zatoichi 03-01-2006 11:46 AM

Having squandered my fortune on truffles
I was confined to bed with the snuffles
An allegory to my mood,
Or allergy to this food?

dddrum 03-01-2006 03:52 PM

Having squandered my fortune on truffles
I was confined to bed with the snuffles
An allegory to my mood,
Or allergy to this food?
Either way, I have had quite enoughles.

Master_Jedi 03-02-2006 07:59 AM

I ate all the shake an' bake

Marcus Bales 03-02-2006 10:37 AM

One head of a two-headed calf

Hyakujo's Fox 03-03-2006 07:01 AM

I ate all the shake an' bake
My stomach does quiver an' quake




One head of a two-headed calf
Was sick of its damned other half

trisherina 03-03-2006 10:50 AM

I ate all the shake an' bake
My stomach does quiver an' quake
I'm going to throw up



One head of a two-headed calf
Was sick of its damned other half
It called for a saw

Zatoichi 03-03-2006 01:36 PM

I ate all the shake an' bake
My stomach does quiver an' quake
I'm going to throw up
All over the grownups



One head of a two-headed calf
Was sick of its damned other half
It called for a saw
And laid down the law

Marcus Bales 03-04-2006 05:07 PM

I ate all the shake an' bake
My stomach does quiver an' quake
I'm going to throw up
All over the grownups --
I get the attention I take.


One head of a two-headed calf
Was sick of its damned other half
It called for a saw
And laid down the law
But his twin had their heart -- and last laugh.

Marcus Bales 03-04-2006 05:09 PM

I knew that you knew that I knew

ambo 03-04-2006 10:00 PM

I knew that you knew that I knew
'bout my day trip to Solla Sollew

Marcus Bales 03-05-2006 10:18 AM

I knew that you knew that I knew
'bout my day trip to Solla Sollew
but I didn't care
'cause everyone there

ambo 03-05-2006 02:14 PM

I knew that you knew that I knew
'bout my day trip to Solla Sollew
but I didn't care
'cause everyone there
were attending Taming of the Shrew

trisherina 03-05-2006 09:23 PM

I wonder if anyone knows

Marcus Bales 03-05-2006 09:32 PM

I wonder if anyone knows
Where "The World's Worst Joke" thread goes

Hyakujo's Fox 03-06-2006 10:41 AM

I wonder if anyone knows
Where "The World's Worst Joke" thread goes
I blame Melvil Dewey

Marcus Bales 03-07-2006 03:13 PM

I wonder if anyone knows
Where "The World's Worst Joke" thread goes
I blame Melvil Dewey
You blame Melvil who-ey?

Hyakujo's Fox 03-07-2006 09:00 PM

I wonder if anyone knows
Where "The World's Worst Joke" thread goes
I blame Melvil Dewey
You blame Melvil who-ey?
You know - that decimal system just blows

Marcus Bales 03-07-2006 09:27 PM

That's not Melvil Dewey -- that's John!

Hyakujo's Fox 03-07-2006 10:11 PM

That's not Melvil Dewey -- that's John!
I think you'll find Melvil's the one
I checked all of the facts
'bout who ordered those stacks
And John was nowhere to be fo'nd

Brynn 03-07-2006 10:13 PM

Pish posh! It's time for dessert!

ambo 03-07-2006 11:24 PM

Pish posh! It's time for dessert!
I can't imagine this cheesecake will hurt

Marcus Bales 03-08-2006 09:53 AM

Pish posh! It's time for dessert!
I can't think this cheesecake will hurt
I smile as it slips
Past my lips to my hips

dddrum 03-08-2006 10:03 AM

Pish posh! It's time for dessert!
I can't think this cheesecake will hurt
I smile as it slips
Past my lips to my hips
(Note to Self: Time to buy a new skirt)

Marcus Bales 03-08-2006 05:50 PM

Dewey dwell on the fact that I'm wrong?

ambo 03-09-2006 01:18 PM

Dewey dwell on the fact that I'm wrong?
Or shall we instead sing a nice children's song?

Marcus Bales 03-09-2006 02:36 PM

Dewey dwell on the fact that I'm wrong?
Or instead sing a nice children's song?
The song might be nice

ambo 03-09-2006 05:41 PM

Dewey dwell on the fact that I'm wrong?
Or instead sing a nice children's song?
The song might be nice
If it has blinded mice

dinzdale 03-09-2006 06:03 PM

Dewey dwell on the fact that I'm wrong?
Or instead sing a nice children's song?
The song might be nice
If it has blinded mice
or a caterpillar with a bong

Zatoichi 03-09-2006 09:47 PM

The real Cinderalla's step-sissahs
Removed their huge toes with a scizzahs

dinzdale 03-10-2006 05:39 PM

The real Cinderalla's step-sissahs
Removed their huge toes with a scizzahs
and pierce their bits

LeahDear 03-11-2006 01:47 PM

and played with their tits

Hyakujo's Fox 03-12-2006 10:06 AM

The real Cinderalla's step-sissahs
Removed their huge toes with a scizzahs
and pierce their bits
and played with their tits
but weren't highly rated as kissers


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