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ambo 07-22-2006 02:17 AM

That rich guy who wrote me a check
Looked an awful lot like Gregory Peck
So I asked "Do you act?"
Said he "...matter of fact..."

LeahDear 07-22-2006 08:15 AM

That rich guy who wrote me a check
Looked an awful lot like Gregory Peck
So I asked "Do you act?"
Said he "...matter of fact..."
"I've been in a series of Star Trek."

Marcus Bales 07-22-2006 10:10 AM

Who knows how much evil may lurk

Hyakujo's Fox 07-22-2006 12:34 PM

Who knows how much evil may lurk
In the heart of one James T Kirk

ambo 07-22-2006 01:43 PM

Who knows how much evil may lurk
In the heart of one James T Kirk
When split in the 'porter

Coffee 07-22-2006 07:37 PM

Who knows how much evil may lurk
In the heart of one James T Kirk
When split in the 'porter
at the Romulan border

Brynn 07-22-2006 11:56 PM

Who knows how much evil may lurk
In the heart of one James T Kirk
When split in the 'porter
at the Romulan border
His love life would go quite berserk.

Marcus Bales 07-23-2006 08:06 AM

We met in the Bois de Boulogne

Hyakujo's Fox 08-10-2006 11:20 PM

We met in the Bois de Boulogne
I asked if she came here alone

Anna 08-11-2006 12:15 AM

We met in the Bois de Boulogne
I asked if she came here alone
She whispered, "seldom my friend"

trisherina 08-13-2006 12:06 PM

We met in the Bois de Boulogne
I asked if she came here alone
She whispered, "seldom my friend"
But she liked to pretend

Zatoichi 08-13-2006 09:27 PM

We met in the Bois de Boulogne
I asked if she came here alone
She whispered, "seldom my friend"
But she liked to pretend
As her bustier looked quite at home.

Hyakujo's Fox 08-13-2006 10:49 PM

While strolling along the left bank

trisherina 08-14-2006 01:13 AM

While strolling along the left bank
My heart leapt then suddenly sank

ambo 08-14-2006 01:27 AM

While strolling along the left bank
My heart leapt then suddenly sank
For there in the fog

Anna 08-14-2006 02:38 AM

While strolling along the left bank
My heart leapt then suddenly sank
For there in the fog
rising up from the bog

Hyakujo's Fox 08-14-2006 02:54 AM

While strolling along the left bank
My heart leapt then suddenly sank
For there in the fog
rising up from the bog -
my stupid ex-girlfriend, the skank

Marcus Bales 08-14-2006 09:51 AM

The girls on the Champs Elysee

Hyakujo's Fox 08-14-2006 11:01 PM

The girls on the Champs Elysee
Just walk back and forth all the day

Anna 08-15-2006 03:46 AM

The girls on the Champs Elysee
Just walk back and forth all the day
high heals sheer stockings

LeahDear 08-15-2006 06:28 AM

The girls on the Champs Elysee
Just walk back and forth all the day
high heals sheer stockings
and big diamond rings
That the men give in payment for play

Marcus Bales 08-16-2006 04:12 PM

The boulevard out to Parnassus

Marcus Bales 08-18-2006 11:19 AM

The boulevard out to Parnassus
Deteriorates as it passes

Anna 08-19-2006 06:15 AM

The boulevard out to Parnassus
Deteriorates as it passes
The straight road now winds

Marcus Bales 08-19-2006 07:10 PM

The boulevard out to Parnassus
Deteriorates as it passes
The straight road now winds
Through several kinds

Anna 08-20-2006 12:38 PM

The boulevard out to Parnassus
Deteriorates as it passes
The straight road now winds
Through several kinds
Of a sweet chelating molasses

Marcus Bales 08-20-2006 04:48 PM

I flicked on the rotary saw

Anna 08-20-2006 08:27 PM

I flicked on the rotary saw
to make a reusable straw

Hyakujo's Fox 08-20-2006 10:57 PM

I flicked on the rotary saw
to make a reusable straw
But I clumsily tripped

Anna 08-20-2006 11:36 PM

I flicked on the rotary saw
to make a reusable straw
But I clumsily tripped
and lost hold of my grip

Marcus Bales 08-21-2006 08:26 AM

I flicked on the rotary saw
to make a reusable straw
But I clumsily tripped
and lost hold of my grip
and now girls just point and guffaw.

Anna 08-22-2006 12:45 AM

how many times have I told you?

Hyakujo's Fox 08-22-2006 11:01 PM

how many times have I told you?
I only wanted to hold you

Anna 08-22-2006 11:06 PM

how many times have I told you?
I only wanted to hold you
But now you've gone and ruined it

Marcus Bales 08-25-2006 09:22 AM

How many times have I told you?
I only wanted to hold you
But now you've gone and ruined it
By threatening to sue, and it

trisherina 08-25-2006 11:38 AM

How many times have I told you?
I only wanted to hold you
But now you've gone and ruined it
By threatening to sue, and it
Means I can never game gold you.

Marcus Bales 08-25-2006 03:47 PM

What is that spot on the rug?

ambo 08-25-2006 05:23 PM

What is that spot on the rug?
Is that where you bludgeoned the thug?

Marcus Bales 08-26-2006 07:43 AM

What is that spot on the rug?
Is that where you bludgeoned the thug?
And what is that smell?

ambo 08-26-2006 12:57 PM

What is that spot on the rug?
Is that where you bludgeoned the thug?
And what is that smell?
An extra syllabell?


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