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Coffee 12-30-2003 05:12 PM

Its raining real hard on my boat
I'm glad that I got it to float
the house washed away
insurance won't pay
The folks on the hill sit and gloat

lapietra 12-31-2003 12:53 AM

I guess I should go make my lunch

zenbabe 12-31-2003 01:15 AM

I guess I should go make my lunch
I'm guessing but its more like a hunch

lapietra 12-31-2003 01:57 AM

I guess I should go make my lunch
I'm guessing but its more like a hunch
or perhaps an intuit

Hyakujo's Fox 12-31-2003 02:09 AM

I guess I should go make my lunch
I'm guessing but its more like a hunch
or perhaps an intuit
it's the right time to chew it

masterofNone 12-31-2003 05:14 PM

I guess I should go make my lunch
I'm guessing but its more like a hunch
or perhaps an intuit
it's the right time to chew it
I'll know by the taste and the crunch

funkytuba 12-31-2003 06:15 PM

'03 quickly comes to an end

dalang 12-31-2003 06:20 PM

'03 quickly comes to an end
so little time left to defend

funkytuba 12-31-2003 06:51 PM

'03 quickly comes to an end
so little time left to defend
now out with a bang

masterofNone 12-31-2003 07:07 PM

'03 quickly comes to an end
so little time left to defend
now out with a bang,
some punch laced with wang

funkytuba 12-31-2003 07:18 PM

'03 quickly comes to an end
so little time left to defend
now out with a bang,
some punch laced with wang
then on to '04 where I'll mend.

Hyakujo's Fox 01-01-2004 08:39 AM

We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet

lapietra 01-01-2004 06:08 PM

We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet
and den we'll tak anoother

lapietra 01-03-2004 07:33 PM

We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet
and den we'll tak anoother
We'll drink to our mothers
And cousins and brothers
And den we'll drink to each other.

There. Moving right along...

Hyakujo's Fox 01-04-2004 02:35 AM

I've finally cut off my dreadlocks

zenbabe 01-04-2004 05:09 AM

I've finally cut off my dreadlocks
And programmed alarms into my clocks

Hyakujo's Fox 01-04-2004 10:05 AM

I've finally cut off my dreadlocks
And programmed alarms into my clocks
I'm sworn off my drinking

funkytuba 01-04-2004 01:16 PM

I've finally cut off my dreadlocks
And programmed alarms into my clocks
I'm sworn off my drinking
and washed: no more stinking

lapietra 01-05-2004 03:00 PM

I've finally cut off my dreadlocks
And programmed alarms into my clocks
I'm sworn off my drinking
and washed: no more stinking
but I'll never give up my toe socks

lapietra 01-06-2004 01:31 AM

It's time to take down my tree

dinzdale 01-06-2004 08:15 PM

It's time to take down my tree
Lazy bitch - you're telling me!

Frieda 01-06-2004 08:19 PM

It's time to take down my tree
Lazy bitch - you're telling me!
I'll set it on fire

RevEf 01-06-2004 09:03 PM

It's time to take down my tree
Lazy bitch - you're telling me!
I'll set it on fire
As your funer'l pyre

Coffee 01-07-2004 03:35 AM

It's time to take down my tree
Lazy bitch - you're telling me!
I'll set it on fire
As your funer'l pyre
Next Xmas a wreath you'll see

funkytuba 01-09-2004 01:54 AM

My poor aching stomach is rumbling

chuckie egg 01-09-2004 10:24 AM

My poor aching stomach is rumbling
My cupboards are bear and I'm fumbling

dinzdale 01-09-2004 08:20 PM

My poor aching stomach is rumbling
My cupboards are bear and I'm fumbling
No bone for poor Rover

Tall Thin Duke 01-09-2004 08:45 PM

My poor aching stomach is rumbling
My cupboards are bear and I'm fumbling
No bone for poor Rover
Lets drive him to Dover

RevEf 01-10-2004 03:29 AM

My poor aching stomach is rumbling
My cupboards are bear and I'm fumbling
No bone for poor Rover
Lets drive him to Dover
Into a stew pot he'll be tumbling.

Hyakujo's Fox 01-10-2004 04:33 AM

Hiding behind my sunglasses

Tall Thin Duke 01-10-2004 08:38 AM

Hiding behind my sunglasses
I take a sneaky peek at the ass's

AllegroNg 01-10-2004 10:16 AM

Hiding behind my sunglasses
I take a sneaky peek at the ass's
I stare down their shirts

zenbabe 01-10-2004 01:40 PM

Hiding behind my sunglasses
I take a sneaky peek at the ass's
I stare down their shirts
Oh those cute little flirts

Hyakujo's Fox 01-11-2004 12:26 AM

Hiding behind my sunglasses
I take a sneaky peek at the ass's
I stare down their shirts
Oh those cute little flirts
Why do they reject my passes?

ambo 01-11-2004 04:51 AM

pass the cheese, the mustard, and pickles

Magpie 01-11-2004 05:35 AM

pass the cheese, the mustard, and pickles
oh how my throat does tickle

Tall Thin Duke 01-11-2004 09:53 AM

pass the cheese, the mustard, and pickles
oh how my throat does tickle
Edam or Gouda or maybe Clam Chouda?

Tall Thin Duke 01-11-2004 09:54 AM

pass the cheese, the mustard, and pickles
oh how my throat does tickle
Edam or Gouda or maybe Clam Chouda?
Oh shite i'm so terribly fickle

Coffee 01-11-2004 04:27 PM

Sky scraper sandwich by Bumstead

rapscalious rob 01-11-2004 04:46 PM

Sky scraper sandwich by Bumstead
Ensures me that I will be well-fed


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