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Hyakujo's Fox 02-01-2006 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by lapietra
(Try putting your finger over the gap - that would be a nice smile otherwise :p )

just how big are your fingers? ;)

lapietra 02-02-2006 12:46 AM

okay... Thumb. Horizontally. :p

trisherina 02-02-2006 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by sparticle

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sparticle 02-02-2006 01:41 AM

:D

ambo 02-02-2006 05:44 PM

Because an increasing number of people are having heart attacks while gambling, the big, high-class casinos are now equipped with sophisticated defibrillators. They are computer-controlled to deliver the exact electric shock needed to revive a heart attack victim. That is, if you're at a big, high-class casino.

At the cheaper casinos downtown, they just drag you across the carpet and touch your finger to the doorknob.

zenbabe 02-02-2006 06:02 PM

Chillicothe Ohio At the Ross County Jail a 41 Yr old woman arrested after shots were fired. She managed to smuggle a gun (25 Cal) into the jail after her arrest. It was discovered after she removed it from her body and tried to hide it in a toilet paper roll in a holding cell and it hit the floor and discharged one round. Jail Deputies then scrambled to remove the woman from the cell and recover the gun.

The gun had been concealed in her vaginal cavity and was missed by police and jail officers during normal search procedures. Ohio Law does not permit cavity seraches unless a warrant is obtain first.

Story is on front page of todays Columbus Dispatch Metro Section

madasacutsnake 02-02-2006 11:36 PM

Relative: could you check on Mother? I've just had a call from her and she insists that there are two policemen in her room.

*Snake wanders down to room*

Snake: what's up Mrs G?

Mrs G: I've seen these two men in here before, they have badges so I know they must be policemen

And then points to the television where The Bill is on........

craig johnston 02-03-2006 08:15 AM

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found in barcelona:

dad refills! landfill of cheese!

:D

jasmina 02-03-2006 09:02 AM

oh god that's brilliant! 'bread whistles at landfill of meat' .!!!

Frieda 02-03-2006 02:11 PM

move your Füdli

madasacutsnake 02-03-2006 08:18 PM

^^
The video.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wotsch dr oeppis roesti?

Move your finkli.............

madasacutsnake 02-03-2006 08:28 PM

Oh lord, it just gets better............

"Alpen-Disco"

priceyfatprude 02-03-2006 11:27 PM

http://www.betterthanears.com/bte/main.html

Because it's wrong to eschew meat, but still feed it to your wiener dog.

Frieda 02-04-2006 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by madasacutsnake
^^
The video.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wotsch dr oeppis roesti?

Move your finkli.............

they have a karaoke version too! :D

craig johnston 02-04-2006 09:16 AM

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menu part two: old clothes anyone?
or hash to the cuban dance?

:D


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