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Jack Flanders 12-27-2005 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by Smartypants

Very funny!!! :D :D

jasmina 12-28-2005 10:36 AM

Not condoning in ANY WAY.... but made me laugh
Mysterious appearance of chairs
A few years ago, I went to Brixton Academy one new years eve.

Over the course of the evening, I managed to consume enough pills to reach the usual end result of being a bit of a mess.

I also ended up painted in bright orange body paint, because it just felt sooooo nice.

After dancing all night, the paint had started to run, making my face completely orange.

Towards the end of the night, I decided to have a sit down to sort my head out a bit. I retrieved my jacket from the cloakroom, and staggered across the room, and spotted a free stool just off the dancefloor.

I walked over to it, covered it with my jacket, and then sat down. It was at this point, I realised that it wasn't a chair at all. It was some guy who was probably also trying to sort his head out, sat on the floor with his legs tucked in to his chin.

I jumped up, picked my jacket up, said "sorry mate, I thought you were a chair", and then dissappeared off in to the night.

I always look at the incident from the other guys point of view. He is having a moment to sort his head out, when suddenly a bloke with an orange face, and quite possibly wild staring eyes, walks over, the world goes dark, and then someone sits on him, then promptly dissappears.

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craig johnston 12-28-2005 02:12 PM

that might have been me.
'94 or so?


jasmina 12-28-2005 02:55 PM

The chair or the narrator?? (I'm guessing chair)

craig johnston 12-28-2005 09:00 PM

either one, but thanks for your support.


craig johnston 12-28-2005 09:08 PM


what's it got to do with the zoo?


priceyfatprude 12-30-2005 01:32 AM

"I was watching that Isaac Maserati show today"--my mother

(she means of course the fabulous Isaac Mizrahi)

Bipolarbear 12-30-2005 11:57 AM

Tee hee. :3

§olomon 12-30-2005 07:31 PM

§olomon 12-30-2005 07:47 PM

Jack Flanders 12-30-2005 11:49 PM


Jack Flanders 12-30-2005 11:51 PM


Brynn 12-31-2005 04:29 PM

Bipolarbear 12-31-2005 09:34 PM

I am a nerd who likes to participate in message board roleplaying games. I was doing a roleplay with one of those people who really love to use their thesaurus while writing, whether she knows the real meaning of the word or not. And Jade stared into Anika's grinning complexion.

§olomon 01-03-2006 04:29 AM

priceyfatprude 01-04-2006 01:21 AM

ambo 01-04-2006 02:02 AM

Do they have one for runner-up ?

Smartypants 01-04-2006 08:36 PM

Brynn 01-05-2006 02:58 AM

^Too true to be truly funny :mad:
But entertaining, nonetheless ;)

Smartypants 01-05-2006 04:05 AM


Originally Posted by Brynn
^Too true to be truly funny :mad:
But entertaining, nonetheless ;)

My sentiments exactly.

Smartypants 01-06-2006 05:29 PM

"Ted Stevens, I wish that I could quit you!"

ROFL!!! :D

lapietra 01-06-2006 06:38 PM

silly munky.

trisherina 01-07-2006 11:07 PM


Originally Posted by Brynn
I mean, it's not like she's going to get shocked stares in church :p .

Laughing would be a bit much to ask today, but a smile will do me fine. Thanks, Brynn!

§olomon 01-08-2006 03:35 PM

madasacutsnake 01-09-2006 07:42 AM

Being asked if I "had a problem with street drugs?".

Avalon 01-09-2006 11:17 AM

So what did YOU learn in school today?

craig johnston 01-09-2006 11:37 AM


Originally Posted by madasacutsnake
Being asked if I "had a problem with street drugs?".

do you? i know this guy....

dinzdale 01-09-2006 01:24 PM

We were pretty sure you did....

Jack Flanders 01-09-2006 04:26 PM


Originally Posted by Smartypants

COOT OFF!!!!!!! :D :D :D

madasacutsnake 01-09-2006 07:26 PM


Originally Posted by craig johnston
do you?

The answer was easy.

trisherina 01-09-2006 08:38 PM

RatMan: ...and so I walked in this morning and there was this new guy there that I had to buddy up with and train.

Me: So who is he?

RatMan: His name is Justice.

Me: Single mother!

RatMan: What?

Me: Born to a single mother. I'll bet you twenty bucks, right now! Ask him!

RatMan: I'm not gonna ask him!

Me: Give me his phone number!

RatMan: NO!

priceyfatprude 01-09-2006 10:36 PM

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30
years, reunited at a party. After several drinks,
one of the men had to use the rest room.

Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He
started working at a successful company at the bottom
of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business
Administration and soon began to climb the
corporate ladder and now he's the president of the
company. He became so rich that he gave his best
friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."

The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son
is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big
airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot.
Eventually he became a partner in the
company, where he owns the majority of its assets.
He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet
for his birthday! ."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied
in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he
started his own construction company and is now a
multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice
and expensive to his best friend for his birthday:
A 30,000 square foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as
the fourth returned from the restroom and asked:
"What are all the congratulations for?"

One of the three said: "We were talking about
the pride we feel for the successes of our sons.
What about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a
living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."

The three friends said:
"What a shame... what a disappointment."

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's
my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either.
His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful
30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top
of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."

Smartypants 01-10-2006 01:15 AM

In today's e-mail:

----/ The Squid List /--------------------------------------------------

The Kinsey Sicks in I Wanna Be A Republican

Thursday, January 19th

8:00pm - 10:30pm


----/ Event Description /-----------------------------------------------

THE KINSEY SICKS, America's Favorite Dragapella Beautyshop Quartet,
perform their critically acclaimed musical extravaganza, "I WANNA BE
A REPUBLICAN," after touring it throughout the US, Canada and Mexico.
These 2 performances are a live film shoot for a Kinsey Sicks feature
documentary and concert film. And you can be part of it! "I WANNA BE
A REPUBLICAN," tackles patriotism, tokenism, family values, war-
mongering and political corruption - all in glorious, four-part
harmony. And while some might object to kicking the administration
while it's down, THE KINSEY SICKS are, thankfully, not among them.

Light dinner is included! 6:30-7:30pm.
21 and over.
Cabaret-style seating, cash bar.
The security team will assist those needing wheelchair access.

Tickets available at http://www.cityboxoffice.com

----/ Venue Info /------------------------------------------------------

Broadway Studios
435 Broadway
San Francisco
I love this town.

zenbabe 01-11-2006 04:08 PM

J got this email today.

Subject: Hello from russia..

Hello have a good day,
I am not sure where to begin,it is first time I try to use internet to
meet the man but the thing is,that I will work abroad I can choice
USA,Canada or Europe and I would like to meet the man to share free
evenings and be my guide. My friends helped me to send a few letters
to different address and I do hope that I am lucky to meet good and
kind man.you should know that now I live in Russia and my goal is to leave this
country because it is impossible to live here for young pretty woman.they tell I look well
enough,I am blonde with blue eyes,I am natural blonde.I will send a few photos if you reply.
if you don't have wife nor girlfriend ,maybe we could try to meet?
I am free I have not children .and I have not boyfriend here.
I am 25 years old ,please write to me directly
to my mail- fruy1@pochta.ru See you soon ,with great hope

melissa 01-11-2006 04:54 PM

I love sharing free evenings with the man.

jasmina 01-11-2006 06:48 PM

it's certainly better than paying for them

melissa 01-11-2006 08:12 PM

It certainly is.

Hyakujo's Fox 01-11-2006 08:27 PM


Originally Posted by melissa
It certainly is.

I couldn't help but hear this in the voice of Stan Laurel, so naturally I had to read

Originally Posted by jasmina
it's certainly better than paying for them

with the voice of Ollie, and

Originally Posted by melissa
I love sharing free evenings with the man.

with the voice of Stan. :D

melissa 01-11-2006 09:08 PM


jasmina 01-11-2006 09:13 PM

Melissa are you scratching your head right now?

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