Kim: Here's your statue, Mum.
Kath: Oh, what for the love of God is that?
Kim: It's the statue you wanted.
Kath: What? No it's not, Kim.
Kim: Yes it is, it's a statue of little baby cheeses.
Kath: Little baby cheeses? Oh little baby *Jesus*, Kim, *Jesus*.
[Exasperated]
Kath: Oh, Jesus.


Announcement: I got a pay rise.

announcement: my "puppy" now weighs almost 60 lbs.



look at him. he's considering eating you to fuel his unprecedented growth.

^ if i had nice carpeting like that at home i would stop using my legs and drag myself around on my forearms

^ that doesn't even begin to make sense.

i would drag myself around like that just to get the nice sensation of carpeting all over my body

you're right it doesn't really make sense

^^ TIP has a rug-burn fetish?

hm!

i've never acted on it, so technically it's more of a fantasm at this point

i can relate to that feeling

couple of years ago i had this white plush rug, every single visitor touched it with their hands, some preferred to sit down on it instead of on a chair or on the couch, some tried to roll on it. it's comforting. like a big flat teddy bear on the floor!

The best thing about Kettle Chilli chips is that they are way too hot.

I would like to announce that Spiderman 3 sucks big hairy balls. I do not like hollywood action films i find all of them really boring. I got suckered into watching S3 the other day and I would rather watch paint dry.

:eek: I went over 1000 posts!

Congratulations, Odbe. It's a solemn moment of official business.:)
ahhh, I remember my first thousand posts. It's a heady moment.

Well, my announcement is that I've been given a new (barely used) flute. I was missing my old flute very badly, and now I don't. At all.

Ah, a new barely used flute! There's nothing like a new barely used flute to make one forget the ex-flute.

now when you say barely used...

does that mean the person who used it was undressed?

:confused:

no, because someone who is barely dressed is not necessarily barely used.

erm :confused: :eek:

all too true. I will be knitting a cozy for it as soon as possible.

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i'd like to announce that i am allergic to:

• cosmetics, soap, lotions, lip balm, shampoos, etc
• furniture polish
• shoe polish
• textile and leather impregnation liquids (like on rain coats and in shoe sprays)
• ski wax
• electricity wire coating
• corrosion filler for metals
• ink
• paint
• hypoallergenic bandages

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRtyrexF6OQEnglebert Humperdinck is dead. (about 8:04 on the video)

No, he's not.

Yes he is.

No, I'm just joking.

(No I'm not)

Yes I am, I'm just joking.

No, really, he was in Cedar Sinai on the operating table, and ...

No!

Uh huh.

uh uh.

I think this wine has gone bad.

Seriously. Brynn -- I need to get to the store!

I bought a new bed.

It's squishy.

i would like to announce that i will be away for a week, enjoying my vacation. if the world doesn't come to an end, of course!

:)

^Wish you a fine time!! :)

I'm moving out.

^Heya Taps.
Good for you.
:)

I'd like to announce that I'll be on hiatus for the rest of the week, in, of all places, the beautiful Tazzer-mania. That's the little bite-sized island at the bottom of Australia.

I'm announcing my deep-rooted phobia of carpools.

There's one coming to pick me up in 40 minutes. May the lord have mercy upon my soul.

I've been workin' on the railroad.

ID JUST LIKE TO ANNOUN-

...er, I'd just like to announce that the "pointless stuff in caps" thread is officially my favorite thing on teh whole webbernet.

my tummy hurts. :(

my head aches. :(

and I smell pickles. :( :( :(

Chocolate Creme Pie - gone!!!:) :) :) ;)

I'd like to announce that I will be in New York in June, and I'd like suggestions of any kind whatsoever:) :cool: :) :cool: :) :) :)

new york as in new york city?

yessir! I have not been there for years, so I need some great places to go again, and - if anyone wants to, it would be fun to meet a zemonkey or two for drinks or coffee while I'm there...pm me or board, no difference :)

MEET UP WITH T.I.P here......
 

MEET UP WITH T.I.P here...
(Is great place to search for while exploring - even if you don't eat meat.)

That's definitely on the list