She left me embroiled in a scandal
When she accused me of being a vandal

She left me embroiled in a scandal
When she accused me of being a vandal
My "tags" I confess

She left me embroiled in a scandal
When she accused me of being a vandal
My "tags" I confess
Were a terrible mess

She left me embroiled in a scandal
When she accused me of being a vandal
My "tags" I confess
Were a terrible mess
It was more than the public could handle

It's a sad scene we find ourselves in

It's a sad scene we find ourselves in
Getting caught rooting through the bin

It's a sad scene we find ourselves in
Getting caught rooting through the bin
But one person's trash

It's a sad scene we find ourselves in
Getting caught rooting through the bin
But one person's trash
Is another one's cash

It's a sad scene we find ourselves in
Getting caught rooting through the bin
But one person's trash
Is another one's cash
And me and my stuff love eBayin'

The left one hangs down a bit more

The left one hangs down a bit more
The right one sometimes is sore

The left one hangs down a bit more
The right one sometimes is sore
Despite the enormities
Of these two deformities

The left one hangs down a bit more
The right one sometimes is sore
Despite the enormities
Of these two deformities
At least they dont drag on the floor

A beer-bellied fellow from Dallas

A beer-bellied fellow from Dallas
Had an unfeasibly huge phallus