There once was a girl with a spoon
Her friends said she's quite the loon

There once was a girl with a spoon
Her friends said she's quite the loon
She'd take off her clothes
Smack the spoon on her nose

There once was a girl with a spoon
Her friends said she's quite the loon
She'd take off her clothes
Smack the spoon on her nose
And sing to the man on the moon!

There once was a girl with a spoon
Her friends said she's quite the loon
She'd take off her clothes
Smack the spoon on her nose
And sing to the man on the moon! ole!

You show-off!!!

Why fight it? Just go with the flow

Why fight it? Just go with the flow
And bask in the late evening glow

Why fight it? Just go with the flow
And bask in the late evening glow
With a spoon on your nose

Why fight it? Just go with the flow
And bask in the late evening glow
With a spoon on your nose
There'll be no need for clothes

Why fight it? Just go with the flow
And bask in the late evening glow
With a spoon on your nose
There'll be no need for clothes
Except a ring on the end of your toe

I greet every day with a laugh

I greet every day with a laugh
It makes things better by half

I greet every day with a laugh
It makes things better by half
I forget all my ills

I greet every day with a laugh
It makes things better by half
I forget all my ills
By popping my pills

I greet every day with a laugh
It makes things better by half
I forget all my ills
By popping my pills
and a bottle of wine in a carafe