Some Mormons turned up at my door

Some Mormons turned up at my door
But since I had just polished the floor

Some Mormons turned up at my door
But since I had just polished the floor
they freudian slipped

Some Mormons turned up at my door
But since I had just polished the floor
they freudian slipped
becoming tight-lipped

Some Mormons turned up at my door
But since I had just polished the floor
they freudian slipped
becoming tight-lipped
in discovering my life as a whore

A Witness for Jehovah knocked next
and began to brandish his text

A Witness for Jehovah knocked next
and began to brandish his text
Until he noticed me bare

A Witness for Jehovah knocked next
and began to brandish his text
Until he noticed me bare
which made him aware

A Witness for Jehovah knocked next
and began to brandish his text
Until he noticed me bare
which made him aware
alas I was naked and vext

The Christians were close on his heels

The Christians were close on his heels
And I was still what you'd call "peeled"

The Christians were close on his heels
And I was still what you'd call "peeled"
with birthday suit holy

The Christians were close on his heels
And I was still what you'd call "peeled"
with birthday suit holy
I cried "holy moley"

The Christians were close on his heels
And I was still what you'd call "peeled"
with birthday suit holy
I cried "holy moley"
Which was lost as the Christians all squealed.

The krishnas who followed were fun