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Coffee 06-09-2007 01:09 PM

If all that I want is a bisquit
I just cannot settle for Triscuits.
Don't hand me a muffin
I'd rather eat nuffin
A cinnamon roll? I might risk it.

daverbee 06-11-2007 09:25 AM

Fat, sweaty, verbose, and stupid

brightpearl 06-11-2007 08:32 PM

Fat, sweaty, verbose, and stupid
Yet not undeserving of cupid

T.I.P. 06-12-2007 06:13 AM

Fat, sweaty, verbose, and stupid
Yet not undeserving of cupid
Yes, his skin may be pasty

daverbee 06-12-2007 09:31 AM

Fat, sweaty, verbose, and stupid
Yet not undeserving of cupid
Yes, his skin may be pasty
But, some folks can't be choosy

Hyakujo's Fox 07-14-2009 10:02 AM

apologies to daver :-(

Fat, sweaty, verbose, and stupid
Yet not undeserving of cupid
Yes, his skin may be pasty
But, folks don't be hasty
Can you do better than "poop-head"?

treekisser 07-17-2009 12:26 PM

A plump belly dancer from Cairo

Brynn 07-17-2009 09:47 PM

A plump belly dancer from Cairo
Did particularly well with a gyro

Marcus Bales 07-18-2009 12:46 AM

A plump belly dancer from Cairo
Did particularly well with a gyro
She wrapped up the meat
And folded it neat

Brynn 07-18-2009 09:48 PM

A plump belly dancer from Cairo
Did particularly well with a gyro
She wrapped up the meat
And folded it neat
Then warmed it right up like a pyro.

Marcus Bales 07-19-2009 12:25 AM

I still find it hard to begin

Hyakujo's Fox 07-28-2009 03:10 AM

I still find it hard to begin
Marcus said, to his lady's chagrin

treekisser 07-28-2009 11:23 AM

I still find it hard to begin
Marcus said, to his lady's chagrin
For it has been so, so long

funkytuba 08-05-2009 10:03 AM

I still find it hard to begin
Marcus said, to his lady's chagrin
For it has been so, so long
and his poor shrivled schlong

treekisser 08-05-2009 11:20 AM

I still find it hard to begin
Marcus said, to his lady's chagrin
For it has been so, so long
and his poor shrivled schlong
could have fit on the head of a pin


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