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Sri Rama 02-14-2003 04:58 PM

1. My rude Valentine just dropped by

noxxville 02-14-2003 05:39 PM

1. My rude Valentine just dropped by
2. To steal some cash for dope to get high

moel 02-16-2003 02:16 AM

1. My rude Valentine just dropped by
2. To steal some cash for dope to get high
3. Am I really that ugly?

noxxville 02-16-2003 08:17 PM

1. My rude Valentine just dropped by
2. To steal some cash for dope to get high
3. Am I really that ugly?
4. She looked at me smugly

moel 02-16-2003 08:56 PM

1. My rude Valentine just dropped by
2. To steal some cash for dope to get high
3. Am I really that ugly?
4. She looked at me smugly
5. And said "not after a bottle of rye".

noxxville 02-17-2003 12:27 AM

1. I once knew a girl from Quebec

nycwriters 02-17-2003 02:00 AM

1. I once knew a girl from Quebec
2. Who took me out on quite a trek

moel 02-17-2003 02:15 AM

1. I once knew a girl from Quebec
2. Who took me out on quite a trek
3. On Mont Tremblant we got lost

nycwriters 02-17-2003 02:30 AM

1. I once knew a girl from Quebec
2. Who took me out on quite a trek
3. On Mont Tremblant we got lost
4. My poutine I then tossed

Lauren 02-17-2003 11:50 PM

5.) Had i forgotten to floss?

moel 02-18-2003 12:53 AM

1. I have very fine teeth you see

noxxville 02-18-2003 01:14 AM

1. I have very fine teeth you see
2. They're all white and sparkly

Zyle 02-18-2003 10:36 AM

1. I have very fine teeth you see
2. They're all white and sparkly
3. I brush and I floss

zenbabe 02-18-2003 11:47 AM

1. I have very fine teeth you see
2. They're all white and sparkly
3. I brush and I floss
4. To get rid of the moss

moel 02-18-2003 08:20 PM

1. I have very fine teeth you see
2. They're all white and sparkly
3. I brush and I floss
4. To get rid of the moss
5. So why won't anyone kiss me?

AllegroNg 02-20-2003 10:43 PM

1. Bippity Boppity Boo

voxpop 02-20-2003 11:02 PM

1. Bippity Boppity Boo
2. I'm going to make a stew

zenbabe 02-20-2003 11:04 PM

1. Bippity Boppity Boo
2. I'm going to make a stew
3. I'm going to chop up some meat

1kookykat 02-20-2003 11:29 PM

1. Bippity Boppity Boo
2. I'm going to make a stew
3. I'm going to chop up some meat
4. Which I found in the street

Deviate 02-20-2003 11:44 PM

1. Bippity Boppity Boo
2. I'm going to make a stew
3. I'm going to chop up some meat
4. Which I found in the street
5. Just like Mummy used to do

moel 02-21-2003 12:29 AM

1. That moonbeam stole my image

AllegroNg 02-21-2003 12:24 PM

1. That moonbeam stole my image
2. That garden gives me spinach

noxxville 02-21-2003 01:31 PM

1. That moonbeam stole my image
2. That garden gives me spinach
3. I wash clothes with Tide

moel 02-21-2003 06:59 PM

1. That moonbeam stole my image
2. That garden gives me spinach
3. I wash clothes with Tide
4. Over theres where I hide

dinzdale 02-21-2003 07:11 PM

1. That moonbeam stole my image
2. That garden gives me spinach
3. I wash clothes with Tide
4. Over theres where I hide
5. I'm an idiot out of his village

lapietra 02-21-2003 07:14 PM

1. I haven't got time to explain

noxxville 02-21-2003 09:15 PM

1. I haven't got time to explain
2. If I did, you'd likely go insane

zenbabe 02-21-2003 10:33 PM

1. I haven't got time to explain
2. If I did, you'd likely go insane
3. So to explain all i'll say is "I fell"

AllegroNg 02-21-2003 11:45 PM

1. I haven't got time to explain
2. If I did, you'd likely go insane
3. So to explain all i'll say is "I fell"
4. And.. that's not really hair gel!!!

noxxville 02-22-2003 04:10 PM

1. I haven't got time to explain
2. If I did, you'd likely go insane
3. So to explain all i'll say is "I fell"
4. And.. that's not really hair gel!!!
5. That gave the style to your mane.

moel 02-23-2003 04:30 PM

1. I seem to be getting quite sleepy

lapietra 02-23-2003 04:44 PM

1. I seem to be getting quite sleepy
2. My eyelids are drooping quite deeply

moel 02-23-2003 11:41 PM

1. I seem to be getting quite sleepy
2. My eyelids are drooping quite deeply
3. Wide awake as I am

RuneT 02-24-2003 09:55 AM

1. I seem to be getting quite sleepy
2. My eyelids are drooping quite deeply
3. Wide awake as I am
4. Reading inbox spam

dinzdale 02-24-2003 02:30 PM

1. I seem to be getting quite sleepy
2. My eyelids are drooping quite deeply
3. Wide awake as I am
4. Reading inbox spam
5. And some Ze-post that's really quite creepy.

lapietra 02-24-2003 06:20 PM

1. A stunning seductress named RMR

dinzdale 02-24-2003 06:30 PM

1. A stunning seductress named RMR
2. Was often invited to dinner

moel 02-24-2003 08:53 PM

1. A stunning seductress named RMR
2. Was often invited to dinner
3. She'd dress up all nice

noxxville 02-25-2003 02:46 AM

1. A stunning seductress named RMR
2. Was often invited to dinner
3. She'd dress up all nice
4. And fry up some mice

dinzdale 02-25-2003 11:39 AM

1. A stunning seductress named RMR
2. Was often invited to dinner
3. She'd dress up all nice
4. And fry up some mice
5. with a perfect cheese sauce, with grated romano, and an extra melted cheese wheel on top with grated cheese on.


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