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moel 03-31-2003 02:20 PM

1. This chicken is staring me down
2. It thinks it can make me frown

Deviate 03-31-2003 02:34 PM

1. This chicken is staring me down
2. It thinks it can make me frown
3. But smile I shall

masterofNone 03-31-2003 03:14 PM

1. This chicken is staring me down
2. It thinks it can make me frown
3. But smile I shall
4. My small feathered pal

lapietra 03-31-2003 03:59 PM

1. This chicken is staring me down
2. It thinks it can make me frown
3. But smile I shall
4. My small feathered pal
5. Is wearing a red sequined gown.

Deviate 03-31-2003 04:15 PM

1. There once was a fella named Earl

lapietra 03-31-2003 04:19 PM

1. There once was a fella named Earl
2. Who liked to dress up like a girl

Deviate 03-31-2003 04:28 PM

1. There once was a fella named Earl
2. Who liked to dress up like a girl
3. While wearing hot pants

lapietra 03-31-2003 04:29 PM

1. There once was a fella named Earl
2. Who liked to dress up like a girl
3. While wearing hot pants
4. He seductively danced

Deviate 03-31-2003 04:31 PM

1. There once was a fella named Earl
2. Who liked to dress up like a girl
3. While wearing hot pants
4. He seductively danced
5. And demanded that all call him Pearl

lapietra 03-31-2003 04:33 PM

1. I know that I'm asking a lot

Deviate 03-31-2003 04:36 PM

1. I know that I'm asking a lot
2. But I'd like you to lend me some pot

lapietra 03-31-2003 04:37 PM

1. I know that I'm asking a lot
2. But I'd like you to lend me some pot
3. Oh, it's not for me -

Deviate 03-31-2003 04:50 PM

1. I know that I'm asking a lot
2. But I'd like you to lend me some pot
3. Oh, it's not for me -
4. not primarily -

zenbabe 03-31-2003 04:51 PM

1. I know that I'm asking a lot
2. But I'd like you to lend me some pot
3. Oh, it's not for me -
4. not primarily -
5. I never have to buy it, i'm HOT!

lapietra 03-31-2003 04:55 PM

1. I know that I'm asking a lot
2. But I'd like you to lend me some pot
3. Oh, it's not for me -
4. not primarily -
5. At least, that's what I'll say if I'm caught -

noxxville 03-31-2003 10:42 PM

1. Oh dear god, the beans

lapietra 03-31-2003 10:54 PM

1. Oh dear god, the beans
2. I'm blowing a hole in my jeans

masterofNone 03-31-2003 11:01 PM

1. Oh dear god, the beans
2. I'm blowing a hole in my jeans
3. Holy Frejoles!

lapietra 04-01-2003 12:43 AM

1. Oh dear god, the beans
2. I'm blowing a hole in my jeans
3. Holy Frejoles!
4. I just ate tres bowles

nycwriters 04-01-2003 04:21 AM

1. Oh dear god, the beans
2. I'm blowing a hole in my jeans
3. Holy Frejoles!
4. I just ate tres bowles
5. I think I just burst at the seams

AllegroNg 04-01-2003 10:40 AM

1. God, what is wrong with you people?!?!

amanda 04-01-2003 12:47 PM

1. God, what is wrong with you people?!?!
2. Didn't you see the buffalo nipple?

masterofNone 04-01-2003 12:56 PM

1. God, what is wrong with you people?!?!
2. Didn't you see the buffalo nipple?
3. wet, black, and furry

lapietra 04-01-2003 03:24 PM

1. God, what is wrong with you people?!?!
2. Didn't you see the buffalo nipple?
3. wet, black, and furry
4. but it won't deter me

masterofNone 04-01-2003 03:43 PM

1. God, what is wrong with you people?!?!
2. Didn't you see the buffalo nipple?
3. wet, black, and furry
4. but it won't deter me
5. from drinking a quart of some Ripple.

lapietra 04-01-2003 03:55 PM

1. Today I tumbled out of bed

Deviate 04-01-2003 07:34 PM

1. Today I tumbled out of bed
2. To discover my feet had turned red

masterofNone 04-01-2003 08:01 PM

1. Today I tumbled out of bed
2. To discover my feet had turned red
3. my nose was deep blue

lapietra 04-01-2003 08:53 PM

1. Today I tumbled out of bed
2. To discover my feet had turned red
3. my nose was deep blue
4. so, of course, I blame you

AllegroNg 04-01-2003 10:57 PM

1. Today I tumbled out of bed
2. To discover my feet had turned red
3. my nose was deep blue
4. so, of course, I blame you
5. The Papa Smurf wrath you shall DREAD !!

noxxville 04-02-2003 02:28 AM

1. There once was a girl with no pants

masterofNone 04-02-2003 09:57 AM

1. There once was a girl with no pants
2. who's fee was a nickle a dance

nycwriters 04-02-2003 11:36 AM

1. There once was a girl with no pants
2. who's fee was a nickle a dance
3. She'd happily yell

AllegroNg 04-02-2003 11:55 AM

1. There once was a girl with no pants
2. who's fee was a nickle a dance
3. She'd happily yell
4. She'd then ring your bell

amanda 04-02-2003 01:47 PM

1. There once was a girl with no pants
2. who's fee was a nickle a dance
3. She'd happily yell
4. She'd then ring your bell
5. And tell you her name was "Lance"

lapietra 04-02-2003 02:16 PM

1. I would like to travel in space

masterofNone 04-02-2003 02:22 PM

1. I would like to travel in space
2. and fly at a breath taking pace

lapietra 04-02-2003 02:25 PM

1. I would like to travel in space
2. and fly at a breath taking pace
3. I'd kiss all the stars

masterofNone 04-02-2003 02:29 PM

1. I would like to travel in space
2. and fly at a breath taking pace
3. I'd kiss all the stars
4. give a bear hug to Mars

lapietra 04-02-2003 02:51 PM

1. I would like to travel in space
2. and fly at a breath taking pace
3. I'd kiss all the stars
4. give a bear hug to Mars
5. and dress Venus in velvets and lace.


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