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jenschka 12-03-2003 07:30 PM

Jewel
Tool
Rule

ambo 12-03-2003 07:31 PM

i'm thinking !

ambo 12-03-2003 07:32 PM

Talk to me dirty you fool
and twiddle my nips til I drool
I'll give you great head
Bend you over the bed
And devour your family jewel

(thanks jenschka)

jenschka 12-03-2003 07:34 PM

You're welcome ;) I just couldn't stand it anymore!
----------------- next:

I missed out on all of the action

ambo 12-03-2003 07:39 PM

I missed out on all of the action
When I neglected to study subtraction

jenschka 12-03-2003 07:45 PM

I missed out on all of the action
When I neglected to study subtraction
But I know how to add

dinzdale 12-03-2003 07:56 PM

I missed out on all of the action
When I neglected to study subtraction
But I know how to add
and divide like a grad

nycwriters 12-03-2003 08:13 PM

I missed out on all of the action
When I neglected to study subtraction
But I know how to add
and divide like a grad
But 1 - You = no action

Klynne 12-03-2003 09:53 PM

The ze-monkeys make me blush

catbelly 12-03-2003 10:13 PM

The ze-monkeys make me blush
When they started discussing my tush

Klynne 12-03-2003 10:16 PM

The ze-monkeys make me blush
When they started discussing my tush
Yet, I'll hold my head high

catbelly 12-03-2003 10:23 PM

The ze-monkeys make me blush
When they started discussing my tush
Yet, I'll hold my head high
And flash them some thigh

Audreyvgs 12-03-2003 10:27 PM

The ze-monkeys make me blush
When they started discussing my tush
Yet, I'll hold my head high
And flash them some thigh
This sure gives my ego a push!

funkytuba 12-04-2003 02:42 AM

alternate ending:

Talk to me dirty you fool
and twiddle my nips til I drool
I'll give you great head
Bend you over the bed
Just don't ask for to push in my stool

funkytuba 12-04-2003 02:43 AM

She drew on me with purple markers

Audreyvgs 12-04-2003 02:50 AM

She drew on me with purple markers
doodled down til I was starkers

funkytuba 12-04-2003 02:51 AM

She drew on me with purple markers
doodled down til I was starkers
the pigment enhanced

zenbabe 12-04-2003 02:54 AM

She drew on me with purple markers
doodled down til I was starkers
the pigment enhanced
By the way that I danced

funkytuba 12-04-2003 11:02 AM

She drew on me with purple markers
doodled down til I was starkers
the pigment enhanced
By the way that I danced
and the rest I ain't tellin', you Farkers!

dinzdale 12-04-2003 02:59 PM

He really is awfully trite

maychorian 12-04-2003 04:28 PM

He really is awfully trite
When he talks about flying his kite

Audreyvgs 12-04-2003 04:31 PM

He really is awfully trite
When he talks about flying his kite
we've all done it before

ambo 12-04-2003 04:33 PM

He really is awfully trite
When he talks about flying his kite
we've all done it before
it's becoming a bore

jenschka 12-05-2003 12:37 AM

He really is awfully trite
When he talks about flying his kite
we've all done it before
it's becoming a bore
but he says he loves it in spite.





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Quote:

alternate ending:........
Just don't ask for to push in my stool
Tuba! That's disgusting!

funkytuba 12-05-2003 01:51 AM

Jens: thanks!
 
Those chocolate chips sat on the shelf

jenschka 12-05-2003 02:47 AM

;)
_____

Those chocolate chips sat on the shelf
Untouched 'cuz they were made by an elf

zenbabe 12-05-2003 03:38 AM

Those chocolate chips sat on the shelf
Untouched 'cuz they were made by an elf
They were unusually small

Audreyvgs 12-05-2003 09:01 AM

Those chocolate chips sat on the shelf
Untouched 'cuz they were made by an elf
They were unusually small
pasty taste like a wall

nycwriters 12-05-2003 11:34 AM

Those chocolate chips sat on the shelf
Untouched 'cuz they were made by an elf
They were unusually small
pasty taste like a wall
Cos I didn't make them myself

maychorian 12-05-2003 11:41 AM

Eat a book! They're really quite tasty

Coffee 12-05-2003 06:28 PM

Eat a book! They're really quite tasty
But read them first...don't be so hasty

Audreyvgs 12-05-2003 07:08 PM

Eat a book! They're really quite tasty
But read them first...don't be so hasty
Pippi Longstocking's sweet!

dinzdale 12-05-2003 07:28 PM

Eat a book! They're really quite tasty
But read them first...don't be so hasty
Pippi Longstocking's sweet!
Little Women a treat,

catbelly 12-05-2003 07:45 PM

Eat a book! They're really quite tasty
But read them first...don't be so hasty
Pippi Longstocking's sweet!
Little Women a treat,
Even better than Nan's cornish pasty!

Klynne 12-05-2003 08:08 PM

My roomate has stinky feet

ambo 12-06-2003 02:24 AM

My roomate has stinky feet
But her baklava just can't be beat

Audreyvgs 12-06-2003 02:49 AM

My roomate has stinky feet
But her baklava just can't be beat
her moussaka's tender

Hyakujo's Fox 12-06-2003 06:41 AM

My roomate has stinky feet
But her baklava just can't be beat
her moussaka's tender
and her souvlaki's a splendor

funkytuba 12-06-2003 12:56 PM

My roomate has stinky feet
her baklava just can't be beat
her moussaka's tender
and her souvlaki's a splendor
But her sushi is really a treat

Klynne 12-06-2003 08:04 PM

Oh where will I ever find


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