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nycwriters 11-22-2002 11:05 PM

1. There once was a girl named Peg

zenbabe 11-22-2002 11:28 PM

1. There once was a girl named Peg
2. Who was born with only one leg

nycwriters 11-22-2002 11:29 PM

1. There once was a girl named Peg
2. Who was born with only one leg
3. She hopped and she bopped

JudyPatooty 11-23-2002 02:19 AM

1. There once was a girl named Peg
2. Who was born with only one leg
3. She hopped and she bopped
4. Till she felt she would drop

oldsoul2002 11-23-2002 07:57 AM

1. There once was a girl named Peg
2. Who was born with only one leg
3. She hopped and she bopped
4. Till she felt she would drop
5. so she married a *quad'ie named greg

*(as in quadrapalegic)->spelling?

kittykatkarma 11-26-2002 04:05 PM

man from D.C.
 
1. There once was a man from D.C.

oldsoul2002 11-26-2002 04:07 PM

1. There once was a man from D.C.
2. Whose job it was to be P.C.

zenbabe 11-26-2002 04:09 PM

1. There once was a man from D.C.
2. Whose job it was to be P.C.
3. But one day he got drunk

oldsoul2002 11-26-2002 04:42 PM

1. There once was a man from D.C.
2. Whose job it was to be P.C.
3. But one day he got drunk
4. and shot an anarchist punk

zenbabe 11-26-2002 04:46 PM

1. There once was a man from D.C.
2. Whose job it was to be P.C.
3. But one day he got drunk
4. and punched a liberal punk
5. He got fired and grew a goatee

jbisdaman 12-21-2002 10:51 PM

1. The day i got fired from work

moel 12-22-2002 01:10 AM

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk

AllegroNg 12-22-2002 11:01 AM

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk
3. I mooned all my peers

moel 12-22-2002 08:42 PM

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk
3. I mooned all my peers
4. And brought them to tears

AllegroNg 12-22-2002 08:45 PM

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk
3. I mooned all my peers
4. And brought them to tears
5. On the Zefrank board I shall lurk!


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