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Jack Flanders 12-23-2011 03:54 AM


Originally Posted by brightpearl (Post 429725)

Copernicus the Homicidal Monkey.


Great blog site!! Thanks!

brightpearl 01-13-2012 11:23 AM

"Only people are people."

MoJoRiSin 01-13-2012 09:58 PM

^ :)

funkytuba 01-14-2012 02:50 PM


Brynn 01-27-2012 06:19 PM

^ not bad, in the santorum sense. that's right up there.

MoJoRiSin 02-04-2012 08:30 PM

"who needs cupid?"

Brynn 02-08-2012 03:35 PM

This guy made me giggle, especially as he gets rolling towards the end - "I had an algebra equation printed on my T-shirt..."

MoJoRiSin 02-27-2012 11:07 PM

i dug this up thinking that it might be perfect for the next quotation debate entry but had forgotten how it ended
the ending made me laugh

for some reason

How I Met My Wife
Jack Winter, the New Yorker, July 25, 1994.

It had been a rough day, so when I walked into
the party I was very chalant, despite my efforts
to appear gruntled and consolate.
I was furling my weildy umbrella for the coat
check when I saw her standing alone in a corner.
She was a descript person, a woman in a state of
total array. Her hair was kempt, her clothing shevelled, and she
moved in a gainly way. I wanted desperately to meet her, but
I knew I’d have to make bones about it, since I was travelling
cognito. Beknowst to me, the hostess, whom I could see both hide and hair of, was very proper, so it would be skin off my nose if anything bad happened. And even though I had only swerving loyalty to her, my
manners couldn’t be peccable. Only toward and heard-of behavior would do.
Fortunately, the embarrassment that my maculate appearance
might cause was evitable. There were two ways about it,
but the chances that someone as flappable as I would be ept
enough to become persona grata or a sung hero were slim.
I was, after all, something to sneeze at, someone you could
easily hold a candle to, someone who usually aroused bridled passion.
So I decided not to risk it. But then, all at once, for some apparent reason, she looked in my direction and smiled in a way that I could make head or tails of. I was plussed. It was concerting to see that she was communicado, and it nerved me that she was interested in a pareil like me, sight seen. Normally, I had a domitable spirit, but, being corrigible, I felt capacitated—as if this were something I was great shakes at—and forgot that I had succeeded in situations like this only a told number of times. So, after a terminable delay, I acted with mitigated gall and made my way through the ruly crowd with strong givings.
Nevertheless, since this was all new hat to me and I had not time to prepare a promptu speech, I was petuous. Wanting to make only called-for remarks, I started talking about the hors d’oeuvres, trying to abuse her of the notion that I was sipid, and perhaps even bunk a few myths about myselfs.
She responded well, and I was mayed that she considered me a savoury character who was up to some good. She told me who she was. “What a perfect nomer,” I said, advertently. The conversation became more and more choate, and we spoke at length to much avail. But I was defatigable, so I had to leave at a godly hour. I asked if she wanted to come with me. To my delight, she was committal. We left the party together and have been together ever since.
I have given her my love, and she has requited it.

YsaPur EsChomuw 03-14-2012 04:17 AM

one of my new students is called Glod

MoJoRiSin 03-15-2012 11:58 PM

"...and after that, I'll make some homemade mac n' cheese for us." :D
.......................................>>> hugs and kisses &&&&&&&&&&
>>>>>>>>>> blah blah blah blah blah
+" i left a dirty hand towel in the (guest ??) bathroom."

Odbe 03-20-2012 01:28 AM

I saw a reference to a published scientific paper titled: Observations of scent-marking and discriminating self from others by a domestic dog (Canis familiaris): tales of displaced yellow snow.

Brynn 03-20-2012 04:31 PM


brightpearl 04-05-2012 05:41 PM

Ah, the perils of placing bakery orders by phone.

Sorry, you can't have any.

Brynn 04-09-2012 12:48 PM

The original Trololo song, before surrealization:

MoJoRiSin 04-22-2012 02:15 AM

"There once was a poet from McNameter
Whose mistress kept calling him amateur.
She said, "Your technique is too rough & antique
And your rhythm's iambic pentameter!"

MoJoRiSin 04-28-2012 02:30 PM


YsaPur EsChomuw 05-02-2012 02:58 PM

MoJoRiSin 05-04-2012 08:22 PM

^the image of the woman behind the red bar
made me laugh today :)

Frieda 05-30-2012 06:06 PM

brightpearl 06-03-2012 10:52 PM

MoJoRiSin 06-04-2012 09:33 PM

huh (qm)
Be yourself !

Don't comit adultery !


MoJoRiSin 08-06-2012 06:55 PM

"but I don't want to live that way
reading in to every word you say"


Brynn 08-10-2012 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by YsaPur EsChomuw (Post 431044)


MoJoRiSin 08-19-2012 01:03 AM

________ project
_________ project
etc etc etc

P R O J E C T O R!!!!

Frieda 08-30-2012 06:09 PM

not work safe

brightpearl 09-03-2012 07:56 AM

"(kiss kiss) Ah ma cherie, this is an affair d'amour, is it not? It is an affair of we love each other madly! (kiss kiss kiss) Turn out the lights, my little peanut of brittle. I know where everything is."

Brynn 09-10-2012 01:44 PM

"It just fell out of my gnarled male lumberjack knuckles like a tree falls in a forest. "

MoJoRiSin 10-01-2012 06:09 PM


Originally Posted by Brynn (Post 431963)
New QOD:

What are all the motivations a person could have for posting long passages from books in the image association thread so people can't connect the images together?

:D :D :D

YsaPur EsChomuw 10-03-2012 02:00 AM


Originally Posted by Brynn (Post 431402)
gristalmalituphenia - a mental disorder which leaves the sufferer convinced that he is a reincarnated healer, emitting groovin' vibes of fab-tastic proportions to fellow dancers at the Masonic Lodge.

:D :D :D

brightpearl 11-17-2012 11:14 AM

Brynn 11-19-2012 06:37 PM

^ William Goldman called and he wants his residual check!

MOPEDER 11-20-2012 06:01 AM

Mexican Company May Buy Hostess

JesusTitties 01-30-2013 03:18 AM


brightpearl 02-20-2013 03:11 PM

Cat decision tree.

YsaPur EsChomuw 02-21-2013 11:41 PM

^ looks like mine, too :eek:

Jack Flanders 03-05-2013 04:05 AM


Originally Posted by JesusTitties (Post 432458)

Yawn. Tit...

Frieda 03-07-2013 04:14 PM

My therapist asked me this morning if i felt like spitting someone in the forehead. I'm not sure what kind of cognitive method it was, but it sure made me laugh.

JesusTitties 03-10-2013 12:46 AM


Originally Posted by Jack Flanders (Post 432556)
Yawn. Tit...

last I checked the name of this thread wasnt "Post something that made Jack Flanders laugh today"

brightpearl 03-19-2013 05:39 PM

Best. Stinkeye. Ever.

YsaPur EsChomuw 04-01-2013 01:34 PM

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