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Spicy Jack 07-27-2004 02:00 PM

I only like to stay at fancy hotels that specifically offer C O L O R TV . Makes me feel special.

Maybe some HBO if I wanna spend the big bucks.

Magpie 07-27-2004 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
C O L O R TV
That took awhile didn't it? hehee ;)

Spicy Jack 07-27-2004 03:40 PM

all i have is time :(

chuckie egg 07-28-2004 10:33 AM

you left out the U

Clytie 07-28-2004 11:13 AM

for daver
 

Spicy Jack 07-28-2004 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chuckie egg
you left out the U
I'd never leave U out Chuckie! :p

bealeblues 07-28-2004 02:04 PM

freaking superfluous U's.... you british need to stop trying to ruin our language

red 07-28-2004 07:35 PM

ze's request made me laugh so hard coworkers wanted to know what was up.

madasacutsnake 08-04-2004 12:25 AM

How to spot a rich guy:



I say it is not always about the money:

Not suitable for work.

Coffee 08-06-2004 10:40 PM

While on a search for something unrelated, I found an un-indexed pic folder full of wonderful, and not so wonderful political images.

A few:







uhh...one more: Cuz I don't know the 4 equivalant of "few".


masterofNone 08-07-2004 02:08 AM

a friend of mine called me on her cell from a kerry rally and let me listen to kerry's whole speech!

rmr 08-07-2004 02:19 AM

simpsons


snowball vs. santa's little helper

nycwriters 08-11-2004 05:30 PM



I forgot about this photo. :)

priceyfatprude 08-11-2004 05:35 PM

LOL. I have that one saved. Look how happy Milosajlkdsjlidongcnvic looks.

nycwriters 08-11-2004 05:38 PM

It's HIS Oscar don'tchyaknow? ;)

priceyfatprude 08-11-2004 05:48 PM

*gigglesnorts*

madasacutsnake 08-12-2004 09:29 AM

will sir have the fish or the pilot?

trisherina 08-13-2004 05:24 PM

excerpted with permission
 
My hair is falling out. BIG TIME! If I have any left by this afternoon, I'll be amazed. I was looking in the mirror, casually gave my forelock a tug and it came OUT! So I had to demonstrate to T. Gave a tug, a LARGER HUNK came out. She went "Aw, Mommy". She's very sympathetic. Of course I had to show G, so without preamble I went up to him and said "Look!", tugged at another spot and a HUGE hank came out. He yelled "Holy shit! Don't DO that to me!" I thought he was gonna have a heart attack. It was kinda funny.

red 08-13-2004 06:17 PM

g.w. bush trying to grasp the word sovereign.

Magpie 08-13-2004 06:28 PM

My 8 yr old said, "Mom can a person be related to an animal? Cause I can spread my toes really far apart."

14yr son, "Well sure, our dad's an ASS isn't he?" :D

Aphrodite 08-14-2004 01:01 AM

My Weenie's all twisted and bent
to whom in the fark was it lent?
Well, the groceries got stuck
In the door of my truck
while reviewing the Penthouse you sent!

by Aud, Coffee, and Rune

madasacutsnake 08-16-2004 12:11 AM

worst album covers of all time

Magpie 08-16-2004 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by madasacutsnake
worst album covers of all time
I love this guy... his whole site/blog entries are a riot :)

trisherina 08-16-2004 05:33 AM

Teaching Sunday school to 4-6 year olds today (an act with which there is something so fundamentally wrong that it boggles the mind, truly), I was trying to explain how to do the craft I'd brought, a foamie badge you could put together with glue that said, "#1." A little boy I know fairly well, which doesn't mean he's any more tolerable than most of them, asked, "Why are we doing this badge?" The lesson in the curriculum was about forgiveness. I scrambled for something to make my poorly thought out choice (I'd thought mostly about how everyone in the class would be able to do it) meaningful. "MMmmmmrrrm well," I said, "When you are able to forgive, I imagine you'd be #1 in God's eye."

"And if I don't, what then? Am I #2?"

Boys.

madasacutsnake 08-18-2004 10:17 AM

click

Aphrodite 08-18-2004 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by madasacutsnake
click

Ha ha ha ha!

Zaftig 08-20-2004 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dinzdale
Dear Dinz @ 18

train yourself NOW, just like Pavlov's dog, so whenever your brain is about to let you say "I do", take a table fork and stab it into your genitalia. Lots.



I'll tell you more later young man, but that was the first, most important lesson.


Smartypants 08-23-2004 04:03 PM

No one's had anything to laugh about in three whole days?!

Let us remedy that right away!

Zaftig 08-23-2004 05:23 PM

I totally needed that.

Clytie 08-25-2004 10:54 AM

found nemo!
 

chuckie egg 08-25-2004 10:56 AM

haha!!

ally 08-25-2004 11:20 AM

*wipes tea from the screen*

RuneT 08-25-2004 11:56 AM

thanks smarty :)

Clytie 08-25-2004 12:56 PM

the things you hear at work:
patient yelling from his room "everyone come in here" the nurse rushes in. to see him watching tv. he points to the screen. "its martha stewart...i thought you could learn a few things from her"

trisherina 08-25-2004 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zero
I DOT DOT DOT I DOT DOT DOT I DOT DOT DOT

rapscalious rob 08-25-2004 07:05 PM

the satire by Douglas McGrath with photo composites by Micheal Elins in the September issue of Vanity Fair, page 332

the rapscalicious logo :cool:

priceyfatprude 08-25-2004 07:26 PM

http://www.nataliedee.com/082304/why-i-hate-cats.jpg

Spicy Jack 08-25-2004 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
http://www.nataliedee.com/082304/why-i-hate-cats.jpg
AAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!

They kill babies and they are floppy....AAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!! :D :D

rmr 08-25-2004 07:48 PM

my super's response to coming over and fixing my toilet "WHAT DID YOU PUT DOWN THERE"

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the charger???

zero 08-25-2004 07:59 PM

you have a toilet in your cubicle?


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