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MoJoRiSin 03-26-2009 08:46 PM

^:D :) :o :p :rolleyes: ;) :cool:

Marcus Bales 03-27-2009 08:15 PM


Marcus Bales 03-27-2009 08:21 PM


Marcus Bales 04-03-2009 11:17 PM


Brynn 04-04-2009 06:29 PM

^ :D

YsaPur EsChomuw 04-05-2009 06:13 AM

Marcus Bales 04-05-2009 12:02 PM


MoJoRiSin 04-05-2009 05:57 PM

mo corrected a typo !!
"If you have the attention span to watch an entire 3 minute video, please let us know how it ends."
^that made me laugh

it refers to this v

ps this message board surpasses all others by a huger than huge margin
in mo's opinion
(origingal=massage board ~"~

Hyakujo's Fox 04-06-2009 09:07 PM

God bless The Onion

Anna 04-08-2009 10:15 PM

YsaPur EsChomuw 04-09-2009 09:42 AM

In 1999 Mary Muphy insured herself against an immaculate conception in the year 2000. Insured

MoJoRiSin 04-09-2009 08:43 PM

G-d Will Provide
A jewish girl brings her fiance home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. He invites the fiance to his study for a drink.

"So? What are your plans?" the father asks the fiance.

"I am a Torah scholar," he replies.

"A Torah scholar," the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiance.

The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the fiance insists that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks, "How did it go?"

The father answers, "He has no job, no money, and no plans, but the worse news is he thinks I'm God."

YsaPur EsChomuw 04-17-2009 12:05 PM

Brynn 04-24-2009 01:02 AM


brightpearl 04-24-2009 02:52 AM

"super herpes"

Peregrine 04-24-2009 09:34 AM

How can the blanket give you super herpes if it causes you to never get laid?

YsaPur EsChomuw 04-24-2009 12:25 PM

It comes with a layer of herpes viruses coated on the inside.

brightpearl 04-24-2009 01:13 PM

It reminds me of Happy Fun Ball.
Accept no substitutes.

Anna 04-25-2009 05:49 AM

Hyakujo's Fox 04-26-2009 03:26 AM


Marcus Bales 04-26-2009 09:14 AM


brightpearl 04-26-2009 10:40 AM


Originally Posted by Hyakujo's Fox (Post 409984)

That's definitely one of those thousand worders.

lukkucairi 04-26-2009 01:50 PM

owls, everyone is fond of owls...

Anna 04-27-2009 12:38 AM

brightpearl 04-27-2009 04:49 PM

Ohhhhhh, please let this be real.

YsaPur EsChomuw 04-27-2009 05:56 PM

^ Tee-hee!

Brynn 04-27-2009 09:52 PM

Everybody is verrrry funny lately...:D

This one - eh - little nervous chuckle, maybe

MoJoRiSin 04-27-2009 10:25 PM

Today at 5pm Pacific is the deadline to submit before/after pics of your closet for chance to win $50! http://budurl.com/bayp
about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck

((i have not clicked on the link
^thae tweet made me laugh))
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no i am thinking about Terry Pratchett and how he needs a huge household staff and if that is not enough
a vow of silence perhaps << NO WAY !!! :D

brightpearl 04-28-2009 12:27 AM

The longer I look at it, the funnier it gets.

Marcus Bales 04-28-2009 07:34 PM

I'll bet that at school, after her scholarship as an Organ Student ran out before she graduated, she got another one as an Extended Organ Student.

brightpearl 04-28-2009 10:00 PM

^Wow. Sounds hard.

Brynn 05-06-2009 02:42 PM

Onion News: Ambassador Stages Coup At UN

Anna 05-07-2009 07:18 PM

MoJoRiSin 05-07-2009 09:48 PM

^That IS funny
thanks Anna for sharing...
but i have a question
ate the last four words
"and now you have cholera" ??? :confused:

Brynn 05-08-2009 01:20 PM

^^Oh that's excellent. :eek:

MoJoRiSin 05-13-2009 01:06 AM

i googled "holographic principle"
clicked on wikipedia choice
and read this ::
"holographic universe redirects here"
for some unknown reason it made me
laugh and laugh ;)

Odbe 05-13-2009 05:26 AM

^ :) Gave me chuckle or two

Brynn 05-16-2009 05:23 PM

I literally don't care if you've seen it or not

And while we're at it
"Close as sardines in a can we'll be..."

MoJoRiSin 05-16-2009 11:54 PM

^:D :D

trisherina 05-31-2009 02:55 AM

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